Book Rec: Print Sketchies

Not a formal post at all. Not even as formal as the other Sketchy's. My book rec is to actually go out and read something new. I rather enjoyed Wild Nights by Joyce Carol Oates and 2666 by Roberto Balano, but I admittedly like strange fiction. The final Sketchy is a call to action, people. Don't let the print industry die off. Go out and by a book, or a magazine, or even a newspaper. Every little bit helps. Thank you. I'm off my high horse for the first Film Rec of 2009 on Thursday.

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Midnight Rec: Sketchies: Miscellaneous

Great apologies must be delivered to all, as I forgot the most important award on Thursday. Breakout Performance went to Jess Weixler for Teeth. I strongly recommend you sit through it to see this girl rock it. The first 10 minutes are kind of rough, then it settles in and works very well. She's stunning in a very bizarre horror film. Miscellanous It's not as formalized. Some favorite new items from the year outside of print and visuals: Cakewrecks The Stoop by Little Jackie 1989, remix of Adele's album 19, by Mick Boogie and friends LittleBigPlanet for PS3 Personal Trainer: Cooking for Nintendo DS eeePC by Asus And some old favorites that delivered the goods this year: Pajiba Nintendo Wii Sony Digital Reader Stay tuned for the final day, Print, on Tuesday

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Film Rec: The Sketchies: Visual Division

Our first award is for outstanding achievement in comedy, not British: Runner-up: Hamlet 2 A sequel to Hamlet that actually works on literal and symbolic levels with an excellent score and a fearless cast willing to commit to absurdity? Almost enough to win in my book. Winner: Forgetting Sarah Marshall I never really liked the Apatow comedies, to be honest. And this, to me, was far better. The screenplay was predictable, but strong anyway, and the cast sold it like nothing else. I haven't laughed this hard at a film since South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Our second award is outstanding achievement in a comedy film, British: Runner Up: Rock'N'Rolla Dark comedies are still comedies, people. This Guy Ritchie film proves that he actually is a talented director when in his comfort zone: British gangster films. The fast paced dialogue, physical comedy, and Thandie Newton sex-kittenness make this a must see. Winner: Happy-Go-Lucky I'm an unapologetic Mike Leigh fan. Happy Go Lucky may be annoying to people who have never experienced an eternal optimist like Polly, but those that know a Polly will probably love this film. It's just a lot of fun. It's dry and over the top, built on wordplay and physicality, and really put a smile on my face. It's enjoyable. What more can you ask for in a smart person British comedy? Our Third Award goes to the best performance by a female actor in any role: Runner Up: Betty Buckley in The Happening The Happening may be a total disaster of a film, but Betty Buckley makes the most of the juiciest role in the entire film. Portraying the religious zealot who is the only woman seemingly oblivious to the killer plantlife, her wickedly judgmental eye never quite balances with her polite and proper manners. Which is the point. The film is worth watching just to see Betty Buckley destroy every other actor on screen with real acting. Runner Up: Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall What can I say? Should Mila Kunis be the new go to girl for romantic comedies? A pretty, talented actor who seems attainable because she can be sexy, violent, joyous, or just one of the guys? I sure as hell hope not, as she's much better than that. Here's hoping that Forgetting Sarah Marshall is just the tip of the iceberg in potentially mainstream roles. She deserves it. Runner Up: Liv Tyler in The Strangers A realistically frightened, disenchanted, heartbroken, subtle, nuanced performance in a modern American horror film? It's not a joke. She's damn near flawless in a taut, dry home invasion film. Heartbreaking performance, really. She sells the openning broken romance scenes so well that you actually care about what happens to her. Liv Tyler's another actress that I hope gets even better material to work with soon. Winner: Sally Hawkins in Happy-Go-Lucky What's that? An excellent lead performance in a Mike Leigh film from an actress normally seen in supporting roles? Poppy is excellent. This is such a hard role to play because optimism is hard to fake. If it's too happy, it looks fake. If it's not happy enough, the action seems unjustified. If the eyes are too wide, it looks like a mentally handicapped person who doesn't understand life. If they eyes don't sparkle, it's like a death march. Sally Hawkins is Poppy, in the same way Helen Mirren was Queen Elizabeth II or Hilary Swank was Brandon Teena. Our Fourth Award goes to the best performance by a male actor in any role: Runner Up: Justin Long in Zack and Miri Make a Porno It's hard to play a campy gay man and not seem ridiculous. It's even harder to play the same role when it's intended to be completely absurd and not make it offensive. Congratulations, Macbook, you hit it just right as a gay porn star in one scene of Zack and Miri Make a Porno Runner Up: Gerard Butler in Rock'N'Rolla Holy crap! I didn't know 300 could act. Or dance. Or be that damn charming. It's simple material that he elevates greater than anyone else in the film. Plus he's hillarious. Runner Up: Ralph Fiennes in The Duchess Imagine, if you will, Ralph Fiennes being darker, drier, and more upsetting than he was as Voldemort. Now place that in a period epic where he actually rapes his wife to get a male heir. Now imagine you can't take your eyes off of the screen whenever he appears. I can only hope the random Golden Globe nomination he received holds through for the Oscar, cause I don't see any living competition that could keep him from the stage on the big night. Winner: Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino I like old timey films. I like broad theatrical-styled acting. And I like a man who knows how to write just the right character for his abilities and play it well. Say whatever you want, of the films I've seen this year, Clint Eastwood easily gives the best performance. Yes, better than Heath Ledger or Sean Penn. Much better. Our final award in visual goes to the best television show not continue production past 2008: Runner Up: Pushing Daisies Winner: Moral Oral Tune in Saturday for the grabbag, or Miscellaneous, awards.

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The Sketchies Begin Thursday: Book Rec: A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

As a result of the annual Trent Sketch Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Pleasing Trent Sketch, otherwise known as the Sketchies, there will be no book rec today. Well, there is one: A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (full text). I'm just not doing a big write up on it. It's a great little story that can be used as a gateway novel to the harder Dickens material. The imagery is haunting (appropriate, yet a cop out descriptor, I'm aware), and the overall result is a heartwarming, uplifting, kind of disturbing tale of Christmas joy just in time to deck your halls and toss another log on the fire. And you thought the St. Nicholas mythology of him stealing naughty children in a coal sack was evil; try showing a man his grave site early on Christmas Day to make him cough up the charity to the less fortunate. Dickens had quite a twisted perspective for a man now known for his extensive commitment to the Realist style. So Thursday is for Visual Achievement; Saturday is for Miscellaneous; and we ring in the new year on Tuesday with Print.

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#5: Dracula by Bram Stoker

I know the following papers may not make sense at first, but they have been arranged in a very specific order that will begin to make sense as they unfold. 1: From the journal of Robert 20 December, past midnight: I fear I know not what to learn from Stoker's Dracula. Am I to gain an understanding of how even mediocre literature can stand the test of time if the author manages to do one thing well? Is religious allegory worthy of this much praise in an otherwise average late-Gothic novel? That can't be it. I'm trapped in a web of interesting images with minimal pay off. The hoodlums across the street are eyeing up my house for another round of vandalism against excessive Christmas decorations, and I can't say I blame them. But with the constant rapping, tapping, smacking at my front door how do I dig deeper into a century plus old narrative to find the juicy nougat of truth in its fiction? The dawn won't break for hours yet, and this cursed white Ikea light is leaving me with a migraine. I must retire this post and pick it up later when light is on my side. 20 December, morning: The yard made it through the night without any major destruction. The snow has left Mr. Scrooges hidden from the waist down in a blanket of pristine white, though the cracks are forming in the paint. Too bad a cross won't stop wood from warping. The novel really doesn't move me all that much in the morning, either. I find it intriguing to revisit the work since it varies so much from the film adaptations with any merit at all. What director working in the Hollywood idiom would dare reveal that Count Dracula is a vampire with a seemingly endless series of lusty undead brides in the first five minutes as Stoker does in the first ten pages? It would be suicide. Perhaps that's the greater lesson here: don't expose the villain too soon? But it can't be. My favorite element of the novel is the immediate action. It drags here and there in the letters, but is mostly action, action, and more action. It's not summary: it's plot. How astonishing to see even a very plain prose style accomplish what most modern novelists struggle to do. A change of approach might benefit the examination. 2: Digital correspondence between Robert and his brother, Christopher TrentSketch to BrotherofSketch, 9:45 AM, g-mail: Dearest Brother, I hope this e-mail finds you well. Thank you for linking me to that website with those international interpretations of fairy tales. It will be most helpful in the upcoming writing project. My purpose for writing is not so cheerful, sadly. I remember you complaining non-stop about reading a novel called Dracula in high school. Perhaps you could help me reconcile my mediocre reaction to one of the most popular novels of the late Gothic period? I fear I'll never quite understand the appeal. Robert PS: Grand Torino on Monday if the snow clears up? You know my car can't safely travel on the road until they plow out the boonies. Christopher to Robert, text message: That boko is gay. Just wacth d movie :):):) 3: from Something Printed This Way Comes, a blog of Robert 20 December, post begun 10:30 pm EST: My dearest readers, I fear that I have learned nothing I didn't already know from a reread of Dracula. The shifting narrative technique is novel, but means nothing if the voice never changes between characters. Still, it is an engaging read. It's like a popcorn flick: you don't need you're brain to get the message, but you'll probably enjoy yourself regardless of its vapidity. There's plenty of tension and haunting imagery that may be written plain but gets the job done. Maybe there is a lesson in this. Literary fireworks are great, but who gives a damn if they don't amount to anything? Page turning pop-lit may not be perceived as the most meritorious, yet it earns more money than serious literature for a good reason. It's enjoyable. It's fun. You feel good for finishing a book that isn't that serious. Is a book that great if no one wants to read it? Or the lesson is this: Christ. I really am a lit snob. If it's not complex or very different, I'm probably not going to go crazy over it. That's kind of sad. Hopefully I can force my way through some lighter books and have an easier time digesting them throughout the rest of Cannonball Read than I did here. Pleasant dreams. Up Next: Tananarive Due: My Soul to Keep On Deck: Don't Look Now: Daphne Du Maurier

Midnight Rec: Bio-Zombie (1998)

While the economy is falling apart, my user-generated content sites are actually opting to pay out for articles now. Something seems fishy that, say, Helium is paying per article at the end of the month, but I'm not questioning it. It means I can resubscribe to Netflix and Rhapsody and fill my car up with gas every other week, so I'm happy. If I increase the output (easy enough to do), I can probably start going to the movies every week again, as well. And save up for computer repairs and music supplies. So, yeah. It means I find crazy foreign films like Bio-Zombie and get to write all about them here. Midnight Rec: Bio-Zombie (1998) Tell me: do you like horror comedies? Do you get a rush of excitement from Shaun of the Dead? Obsess over the nuance of social commentary in Dawn of the Dead? Laugh way too hard at the Elvira films? Then have I got a Hong Kong export for you. Bio-Zombie is a dark slapstick schlock-fest from Hong Kong. It takes place in a mall, and features chemically created zombies (technically from a soft drink). There's literally buckets of blood and shtick that hasn't been filmed since Abbott and Costello hung up their hats and stopped encountering Universal monsters. The screenplay is over the top. The two main girls are named Jelly and Rolls; the two lead guys Woody and Bee, though I imagine the reference may be Woody and Buzz (as in Toy Story). That would match up with some of the evident American pop culture obsessions in the film. In fact, the film, though ridiculous, reflects the issues of Hong Kong identity, as the culture shown in the film is influenced by Japan, China, Britain, and America in a bizarre amalgam of trends and ideas. They eat sushi while speaking Cantonese, ducking police officers not carrying guns (but the security guards do) and wondering whether or not to go watch Titanic. It has elements of the western and the gangster film, as well as Manzai. Manzai is basically Japanese buddy comedy, with a straight man and a funny man. It's fast banter and slapstick, with plenty of whacks to the head and pulled faces. With all of the over the top humor, the darker dramatic heft slowly creeps in unnoticed and starts to overtake the picture. The ending of the film actually feels like a punch to the face. It seems like it comes out of nowhere at first. Then you realize it's been set up since the first five minutes of the film and had to go that way. Bio-Zombie is readily available from Netflix and is worth the ninety minutes to watch it. Give it a try if you want to see horror from Hong Kong not based in jump scares and symbolic hauntings.

Film Rec: Fight Club (1999)

I was short on ideas today, I'm not going to lie. My brother convinced me to rewatch the following, and the result rounds up to "good enough." Film Rec: Fight Club (1999) There are many things I wish I could say in this post. For example: I wish I could comment on the adaptation of Palahniuk's novel. I can't. Most of the library's in my county refuse to stock the book, and the two towns that do have it are perpetually checked out; to expand, it's not exactly on my must read list, either. I also wish I could praise the writing a lot more than I can. I consider Fight Club 3/4's of an amazingly well written, imaginative film with an ending so confusing I still can't entirely wrap my brain around it on the fourth or fifth viewing. Still, 3/4's is better than most violent American films, so the recommendation stands. And even with my issues with the lack of clarity near the end of the film (and don't think I don't get the main issues at hand about identity and this master plan: I do; it's just all revealed in a massive lint ball of confusion that falls apart faster than newspaper in a torrential downpour), the only thing I can think of that might improve the film is more Helena Bonham Carter. Those reasons aren't just selfish: she's the character that shows something is very wrong with the situation, and her extended absences may fit the character type but don't particularly benefit the story arc. Jim Uhls managed to make a very strange (assuming other Palahniuk novels are written in similar ways with similar artistic ambition) novel and turned it into a very compelling, if intentionally scattered, film. The issues that would normally bother me, like Pitt's character being a bit flat or an over reliance on voice over work, don't. Let's take those examples further. Pitt's character has to be flat, albeit a very dynamic performance through flat material. He is the product of stripping every element of individuality out of a man and leaving the raw essence of human sensory desire: he wants to feel anything, but doesn't want to be attached to it. He's an exaggerated male stereotype that works to contrast against Norton and meld with Carter. Or the voice over work. How much do we actually know about Norton's character? Only what he tells us in voice over: his thoughts. He gains our trust as a reliable narrator, but admits failings with his insomnia and narcolepsy that work to set up the main conflicts and reveals later in the film. In a smart decision, much of the dialogue and descriptive voice over narrative is very low key to contrast against the much grander and stranger events actually occurring in the film. We gloss through a series of self-help groups with major issues for comedic effect, giving us insight into two of the three major characters who take pleasure or relief in other's suffering. Yet we'll slow down and itemize every single item in an apartment, or linger over a car wreck, the more mundane elements of life emphasized to throw the viewer out of their comfort zone. Is it a strange, confused film? Yes. And intentionally so. If you haven't seen it, and can handle violence (like a certain actor turned lead singer (rather than the singer turned actor who also appears in the film) being punched in the face again and again and again and again and again and once more for good measure until he's a bloody pulp) and dark humor, it's probably a decent match. If nothing else, watch for Carter's magnificent crazy-lady hair and constant stumbles.

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Book Rec: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director’s Cut by Jhonen Vasquez

Classes officially done for the semester. Rejoice. Book Rec: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut by Jhonen Vasquez I'm betraying my number one Internet safety rule (do not discuss Jhonen's comics lest you be googled), but I feel up to the challenge tonight. After all, I'm praising his work here because of the strength of writing. It should be obvious by now I enjoy horror. It should be equally obvious I enjoy: Modernism, philosophy, character portraits, distinctive art styles, and art for the sake of art. Now toss that all into the black ink filled blender of Jhonen Vasquez's twisted brain, sprinkle liberally with violence, and you get Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. For the uninitiated: Johnny is a homicidal maniac. He kills people because he can. These revenge fantasies are over the top and darkly humorous. He meditates on the meaning of life (there is none), his continued existence (why why why), and the destructive power of sleep (casts doubt on reality for the lines blur too easily). He speaks to inanimate and imaginary objects, and believes one wall in his home must be kept wet with blood lest the being on the other side breaks free and destroys us all. He also enjoys tacos, classical music, and drawing his own stick figure comic. There are those who will claim there is no merit in Vasquez's work because of the violence and absurdity. I counter that these dark sequences are designed (aside from Jhonen's explanation of his use of violence to address personal demons and the necessity of fiction to vent our collective frustration and anger to prevent real life crimes like the murders illustrated in Johnny) to reflect on a much darker aspect of humanity we don't admit nearly enough. If it does not affect us personally, it's not our problem. Johnny can go around killing hordes of people at a taco stand, yet no one can recognize him because it didn't involve them. Impalement behind the school yard? At least it wasn't me. War in another country? Not my problem. More so than that, Jhonen created a very memorable world based in absurdity and expressionist-like black and white art. For example, Johnny's t-shirt changes its message to reflect the thoughts of the character, even if those thoughts are pure nonsense. The labyrinth of underground torture chambers is filled with ironic punishments for viewing oneself as the only worthwhile being in the universe. This self-centered mindset is the basis of almost every murder in the Johnny collection, even if the crime is as petty as bumping into Johnny and not saying anything. Is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac right for everyone to read? Of course not. Neither is Maus by Art Spiegelman (some people just won't get the animal imagery and will refuse to look past the Polish people portrayed as pigs to understand the point of the book) or Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi (some will undoubtedly hate it because it presents one political ideology in a major conflict over another). In fact, the entire graphic novel genre (Johnny is stretching it with that; they were comics compiled into a book, but Vasquez did edit out some of the filler to make the story a more cohesive whole) is highly polarizing, as some can't get past their belief that comics and cartoons are only for children and any adult who reads them is an idiot. If you can handle some ultraviolence, give Johnny a try. Otherwise, please to enjoy Maus or Persepolis or Watchmen or Sandman or any other graphic novel that tries to be more than just one type of literature. They really can have merit when done well.

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