DayZ Standalone

DayZ Will Get Standalone Release

DayZ is the wildly popular mod to the first person shooter ARMA II. Instead of battling enemy forces, you fight to survive during the zombie apocalypse. Achievement is surviving for hours instead of minutes as the slightest mistake can mean instant demise.

DayZ FightAdding to the complication is the online multiplayer. You can be running a perfect stealth game, slowly descending upon your target without notice. Out of nowhere, another player comes running by and gives away your location. Or, you can be minding your own business when another player decides to shoot you without even communicating to find out if you’re alive.

The best illustration of this challenge I can find is the Penny Arcade strip “DayZ, DayZ.” Go take a look. It’s a great sight gag.

Despite the challenge (or because of it), DayZ has gained a large following of fans. However, to play the game, you had to purchase ARMA II and then install the mods.

Not anymore. Dean Hall from Bohemia Interactive, the creator of the DayZ mod, has announced a standalone version of DayZ slated to come out in December. The game will be built on the same engine as ARMA II–the game engine of developers ARMA II Operation Arrowhead–without the pesky war game basis.


DayZ will be filled with new features, including new methods of virus transmission, household items, and no more user interface. The goal seems to be an immersive survival horror grounded in a gritty realism. This isn’t Resident Evil. You’re probably not going to make it out alive.

You can follow the development of DayZ at their Tumblr.

So what do you think? Are you interested in the standalone version of DayZ? I’ve played the game on other people’s computers but refuse to buy another game to play a mod. I’ll gladly pick up the standalone version when it’s available. What about you? Sound off below.

Humble Indie Bundle 6

Humble Indie Bundle 6 Expands

Humble Indie Bundle 6, what I called probably the best collection of games they’ve assembled, has just expanded its lineup for the last few days.

If you didn’t get in on the deal last week, maybe four more titles will sway you. These titles are included automatically if you beat the average price. Pay more than $6.16 as of this writing and you get them on top of the other titles I reviewed last week.

  • Bit.Trip Runner is a super stylized run and dodge game. You play as a 2D character jumping, dodging, and kicking 3D 8-bit-styled obstacles in front of a lovely animated background. If you make one wrong move, you’re sent right back to the top of the level. The look of the game takes some getting used to, but the gameplay is solid.
  • Gratuitous Space Battles is like S.P.A.Z.‘s stylish older sister. It’s another space combat simulator with far more advanced graphics. The RTS elements are not nearly as in depth, but the combat and fleet control is a lot more accessible and fast-paced.
  • Jamestown is a retro-overhead shooter with beautiful steampunk style. The controls are tight and the difficulty challenging but balanced. The biggest draw is a four player cooperative multiplayer mode that assumes that you’ll be able to keep your whole team alive. It’s a lot of fun for arcade shooter fans.
  • Wizorb is a cross between an RPG and a block breaking game. You gain magical abilities to better control the orb as the game progresses. It’s a nice spin on block breaking that might open up the repetitive gameplay to a wider audience.

I feel like this Humble Indie Bundle package is a no-brainer. There’s bound to be something that appeals to every game fan. And just think: you’re getting 10 different games for just over $6. That’s a whole lot of gameplay for not a lot of cash.

Have you picked up Humble Indie Bundle 6? Did you download the extra games yet? What do you think? Sound off below.

Read and Rave

My Birthday Gift to You: Read and Rave

Today, I turn 27 years old. Despite working as a freelancer writer for just shy of ten years now, I still get excited by the entertainment writing. I love watching people go back and forth over ideas and sharing their thoughts with the world.

That is why I am launching Read and Rave today.

Read and Rave is a user-generated entertainment writing site. You provide the content. Want to recap your favorite show? Share an awesome video you found? Review the latest movie or video game? Parody the latest blockbuster novel? Promote your own original music or webseries? If it’s about entertainment, it’s welcome at Read and Rave.

All you have to do is register at ReadandRave.com. You’ll get an e-mail with a temporary password and a log-in address. Log-in and change your password under your profile. You automatically have access to all the Author controls on a WordPress dashboard. You can write, edit, and delete your own content. You can fill out the SEO forms, categories, and tags. You can upload or embed audio, video, and images that go with your writing.

I think Read and Rave could grow into a great platform for writers of all skill levels to share their thoughts about entertainment. It’s free to join and free to use, but that doesn’t mean you can’t include your affiliate links and marketing info in your writing to earn a little extra cash.

How you choose to use Read and Rave is up to you. Media is fundamental. Anyone should be able to write about it and be heard.

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The Possession Review (Film, 2012)

The Possession is a very effective exorcism film pulled down by the weight of bland and irrelevant character development. You need to connect to the characters in this style of horror to fully invest in the terror. Unfortunately, any defining characteristics of the family in peril are totally arbitrary.

Clyde and Stephanie are divorced parents of two girls, Hannah and Em. They split custody on the weekends. When Clyde brings Hannah and Em to his new home on the outskirts of town, the girls aren’t quite sure about their new surroundings. It only gets worse when Clyde lets Em purchase an ornate wooden box at a yard sale. The seemingly impervious box will only open for the young girl, who quickly becomes obsessed with her new prized possession.

The Possession Box

Screenwriters Juliet Snowden and Stiles White hit upon something rare in Hollywood: a new idea. Exorcism films are a dime a dozen; Jewish exorcism films based in traditional folklore are something else entirely. Snowden and White do some pretty remarkable things when they’re dealing with the possession, the box, and the exorcism scene. They stumble on building a story that supports the weight and complexity of the folklore.

Even the central conceit of the film, exorcism as a metaphor for divorce, is nothing new. It doesn’t necessarily have to be new. It just needs to be well-written. The Possession is not.

Every writing exercise book features a variation of the same exercise. You have a chart with three or four columns and many rows. You randomly choose an occupation, a conflict, and a character trait. This film feels like everyone’s characteristics were decided by chance.

There is no reason why Clyde is a college basketball coach obsessed with work. Nothing is gained from Stephanie staying at home to launch a jewelry business. Hannah is a sarcastic dancer and Em is an optimistic animal rights activist. The story would not change at all if Clyde was a professional ballet dancer divorced from his wife Stephanie, an amateur MMA fighter, with two daughters participating in robotics and the Future Teachers of America. Every moment spent dwelling on these arbitrary descriptors is a moment that takes away from the brutality and horror of the fantastic exorcism sequence.

Director Ole Bornedal pulls together one of the more riveting exorcism sequences I’ve seen in years. As soon as the true evil is set in motion, The Possession becomes an entirely different film. These characters are suddenly believable–divorced from the frivolous descriptors–as they’re relationship boils down to its core: a family in peril. The acting comes alive as the word soup of story development is replaced with a hearty entree of genuine suspense and horror. If you give professionals actual material to work with, they’ll bring it to life.

The problem then becomes the opening scene of the film. Guess what? All of the conflict that happens in the first half of the film is a recapitulation of a three minute opening scene. We see an older woman succumb to the box, resist the box, and get punished by the box before we even meet the main characters in the film. Any chance of suspense created by the box and Em’s strange behavior is killed by a poorly conceived and staged shock scene at the top of the film.

The Possession RabbiIt is not until Clyde is told by an archaeology professor what the box actually is that The Possession builds any sense of suspense. Matisyahu comes in as the son of a powerful rabbi in the large Orthodox community of Borough Park, Brooklyn and breathes life into the story. The popular musician’s performance is so strong partly because the tradition, faith, and rituals or Orthodox Judaism are so far removed from what we’ve seen onscreen before. He has this commanding presence and naturalism that makes even the most outrageous moments of the exorcism seem real.

If the entire film was able to have that sense of authenticity, it would be a masterpiece. The Possession fails because the writers did not believe enough in their source material to let something novel and different be the film itself. I’d gladly pay again to see a 90 minute horror that plays as strong as the last 40 minutes of this film. That’s not what we’re actually given here.

Rating: 3/10

Thoughts on The Possession? I wish modern films, in general, would be willing to embrace other cultures in an authentic way. If you treat the subject with the respect it deserves, it will come alive. What did you think? Sound off below.

Replacement Google

Replacement Google: NFL Lockout Satire at its Finest

This is not a sports blog primarily because of my lack of interests in sports.

Yet, in some rare instances, sports crossover into my entertainment media radar.

Discussions of the NFL referee strike are becoming ubiquitous on news programs. The broad strokes version is this: the NFL is not using union refs for its professional games because they don’t want to agree to a contract increasing pay for union refs at NFL games. The problem is that the non-union refs are not as practiced as the union refs, leading to controversial calls and accidents that better eyes might have prevented.

Enter Replacement Google. Replacement Google is a satirical website Erik Johnson. You visit a website that looks just like Google. It has a new line of text that lets you know something is up:

Google.com is now sponsored by the NFL.

Let me take you through the site in action.

Replacement Google

Let’s say you want to search for “Sketchy Details: Media Views, News, and Reviews.” You’d type it into the search bar. Nothing strange yet.

Replacement Google

Click search and what do you get?

Replacement Google

New copies of Office space on VHS? That’s not what you searched for. Try again and you might get results for “how much caffeine is enough?” or “Ken Griffey video game appearances.”

The genius of Erik Johnson’s satirical take on the NFL referee lockout is the replacement engine. Without the trained professional referees, the calls in the game are as random as getting results for an outdated home movie format when you wanted information on a particular website. The arbitrary nature of the results is aggravating, possibly infuriating. They reflect poorly on the search engine and don’t help anyone.

Johnson is forcing you to experience the frustration of the players and coaches in the NFL. Strange new rulings are dictating the sport of football. Everything the teams have trained for is rendered pointless without consistent rules.

I applaud Erik Johnson for coming up with this quick work of satire. It’s the kind of thing that can open up this discussion to people who don’t follow football.

So what do you think? Will you be sharing Replacement Google with your friends and family? Sound off below. Love to hear from you.

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How to Make Webcomics by Brad Guigar, Dave Kellett, Scott Kurtz, and Kris Straub Review (Book, 2011)

How to Make Webcomics is not a book you’re going to pick up as a casual read. It’s a well-planned guidebook to all the big technical topics that come into play when you want to launch a webcomic. Brad Guigar (Evil, Inc), Dave Kellett (Sheldon), Scott Kurtz (PvP), and Kris Straub (Starslip Crisis) break down everything you need to know about running a webcomic.

There’s a big area of webcomic creation that falls outside of the book: actually writing and drawing a webcomic. This is not an art guide book. There are some design suggestions–silhouette exercises to help identify character, creating a line-up showing the relative height and proportion of the characters–and a few writing tips, but this will not teach you to draw or write a strip. You’ll have to find that experience elsewhere.

How to Make WebcomicsHow to Make Webcomics focuses on putting your comic on the Internet. One chapter teaches you how to properly scan hand-drawn line art into your computer for upload or further manipulation. Another discusses all the possible factors you need to consider when naming and branding your website. The more business-driven the task, the more detail the creators put into the chapter.

This is a great first stop for learning about turning a webcomic into a business. The four writers are focused on marketing, monetization, and brand stability. They say right from the start that you need to learn about everything and try it all so that you can stretch your limits and minimize cost. The worst case scenario is hiring someone else to run part of your webcomic from the start because you can’t be bothered to learn for yourself.

The big drawback to How to Make Webcomics is the assumption that the reader doesn’t understand the subject at all. Every chapter starts with defining the most fundamental terms. Maybe I’m naive, but I highly doubt anyone who is interested in launching a webcomic as a possible business doesn’t know what a pixel is. Yet, the start of one of the chapters is a general overview of the topic and then a lengthy definition of pixel. Pixel is extrapolated to resolution, then file format, then manipulating digital images.

I understand the need to establish the fundamentals. It’s just really heavy-handed in the text. It’s almost like the writers decided that every subject, no matter how simple, needed to be handled like the reader had no idea what anything was. The problem with that approach is that a person who is going to pick up a book like How to Make Webcomics knows what a webcomic is. There’s a big difference between establishing an easy learning curve and pandering to an audience. This book panders at the start of every chapter.

When you get past the tone, How to Make Webcomics becomes a good resource for anyone interested in creating a webcomic. It would just be nice if they assumed a bit more knowledge on the part of the reader.

This review is part of Pajiba’s Cannonball Read IV. Find out all about it here.

Vaginal Fantasy Book Club Hangout

Follow: Vaginal Fantasy Book Club

When I learned that Felicia Day was running a romance fiction book club called Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, I didn’t pay much attention. I’m not exactly the target demographic for romance fiction. What I know about it–the paperbacks with dreamy, scantily-clad models on the cover–doesn’t appeal to me. Give me some Modernism or a thick tome of genre fiction and I’m happy.

Vaginal Fantasy Book Club has developed into a large community of hybrid romance fans over at the GookReads with close to 6000 members. Each month, they read two titles that straddle the line between romance and fantasy/horror/sci-fi.

The hybrid fiction element is what got me to start watching the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout videos on YouTube. Technically, they’re live interactive broadcasts on Google+/YouTube, but they start at 8PM Pacific. That’s 11PM here and the last thing I need is another reason to not sleep at night. You can follow along live on Twitter, Google+, or the GoodReads forum and interact with the hosts during the broadcast. It becomes a live, global book club led by four people who actually care about the quality of what they’re reading.

Vaginal Fantasy Book ClubFelicia Day, Bonnie Burton, Veronica Belmont, and Kiala Kazebee are having the kinds of conversation about modern genre fiction that I have with my own friends. They’re really getting into the text and debating the merits of the books. They talk style, character development, plot, themes, and genre elements in an intelligent but approachable way. They’re joking around and still leading a real discussion about books.

The latest episode just got uploaded to YouTube and it’s their strongest yet. The main book for September was The Cthulhurotica Anthology from Dagan Books. It’s what you think it is: a collection of short stories combining erotic/romantic fiction with the work of H.P. Lovecraft.

Any of the trepidation from the first few videos is gone. They’re respectful of the authors, but they’re not afraid of being too critical anymore. They go off on natural tangents to explore what helped shape their opinion of the book they’re discussing.

In the latest video, the conversation really kicks off after Veronica Belmont asks a series of questions to the group:

“Does all sexuality have to be love-based? Like, does it all have to be romantic? Or can something still be hot but not romantic? Can it be scary and hot? Is that ok? Or does it have to be romance-based?”

Veronica and Bonnie Burton really liked Cthulhurotica Anthology, partly because the story authors were so free with their use of sexuality. Felicia Day and Kiala Kazebee were more disturbed by the content but open to the reading experience.

Yet, as they begin to discuss their favorite moments, you find out they all responded similarly to the stories. It became not a matter of content but preference. The horror book fans were more open to strange content because they were used to it. They were aware that the stories were disturbing but were better equipped to respond to the insanity of Lovecraft fans injecting relations into the Cthulhu Mythos.

Then they started talking about an intentionally (?) bad romance novel about shapeshifting dinosaurs and proceeded to laugh at each other for forty minutes.

One of my favorite things in the world is seeing people get excited about books. That happens all the time in the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout videos. You can obviously join a real life book club for the face to face experience. The vastness of the Internet combined with so many interactive elements allows for much more specialized groups to form. I don’t think you can get more specific than romance books for genre fiction fans (or vice versa).

If you want to follow a program/community that has a lot of fun with books, you should join up with the Vaginal Fantasy Book Club crowd. The Hangouts are all archived on the Geek & Sundry YouTube Channel. They also have a dedicated homepage and Google+ page, but most of the activity is at the GoodReads forum.

Here’s the latest hangout video. It’s worth a try. Do like I do and watch the first few minutes for the introductions/thematic decorations and then treat it like a podcast.

Thoughts? Share them below. Love to hear from you. Me? I have to find a copy of Masters of Crow so I can really start engaging with this group of book fans.

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Watch: Cookie Monster and Grover: The Musical

This season on Sesame Street, the popular “Elmo’s World” segment is being replaced by “Elmo: The Musical.” Cookie Monster and Grover visited Entertainment Weekly to promote the show and their own musical prowess.

The result is very sweet and funny. Cookie Monster and Grover tackle The Hunger Games, The Avengers, and even Aaron Sorkin’s Newsroom in song. The best part is how sharp the satire is. What starts as nonsense–Cookie Monster, with a Katniss-styled braid, hunts for the cookie cornucopia–quickly turns into great parodies of the properties. Their version of Newsroom is almost as funny as the more absurd moments on that show. I don’t often guffaw at a web video. The big punchline got me good.

You can watch the full video over at PopWatch. It’s worth the off-site trip.