Cosplay Piano Walking Dead

Watch: Cosplay Piano Episode 1: The Walking Dead

I think it’s no secret at this point that I love a good geeky cover song and some cosplay. YouTube is filled with musicians doing really cool things with video game, film, and TV show music and getting tons of hits for it.

Now, Stan Lee’s YouTube channel World of Heroes is launching a new series dedicated to just that. Cosplay Piano features pianist/arranger Sonya Belousova performing pop culture music while cosplaying. The production values are really high and the results are very entertaining.

Cosplay Piano Walking Dead DestructionThe debut episode features The Walking Dead theme originally composed by Bear McCreary, Steven Kaplan, and Michael J Beach. Sonya wakes up in an abandoned hospital right when the zombie apocalypse begins. She finds a wrecked piano–scratched with torn off facing and missing keys–and hammers out a really impressive arrangement of the theme.

The zombies begin to stalk her, only pausing when their leader is confronted with a violin. She (Eriko Tsuji) tentatively scratches at the worn strings before taking over the melody. The only thing stopping Sonya from being destroyed by the creatures is the rhythmic duet she leads with the walking dead.

Cosplay Piano Walking Dead PresentThe action inside the hospital is presumably one of those great The Walking Dead flashback sequences. The footage is inter-spliced with shots of Sonya on top of a hill playing a much nicer piano. She’s dressed like she’s ready to work on the farm, sword harnessed over her shoulder as the zombies wander aimlessly around the abandoned hospital. She is strong there, more determined, ready to take on the world after her near-death experience.

I cannot say enough good things about the quality of the arrangement. I’ve had to condense a lot of intricate string arrangements to keyboard in my day (thanks, low-budget educational theater productions) and it is no easy task. Sonya Belousova takes it a step further. Her arrangement takes the moderato looping of the full orchestral arrangement of “Walking Dead Theme” to a frantic allegro. Where the original version is brooding, Belousova’s version is panicked. There is no time to rest when your life can be taken at any moment and this cover screams desperation and fear.

I’ve embedded the first episode of Cosplay Piano below. You can find out more information about Sonya Belousova’s music at her homepage and subscribe to Stan Lee’s World of Heroes at YouTube. Share your thoughts on the new series below.

Play It: Howmonica

Play It: Howmonica

This time on Play It, we take a look at a deceptively hard puzzle game with one major control mechanic.

Howmonica GameplayHowmonica is a gravity-based puzzle/platformer that does not want to make your life easy. You control a super cute cupcake-like creature who has to turn all of the boxes in the world pink. You move with the left and right arrow keys and flip gravity with the space bar. It’s all fun and games until the spikes show up and turn your kawaii puzzle game into a living nightmare.

With only three buttons to hit, the game becomes all about precision platforming by level five. If you are even the slightest bit off, you will hit the spikes and have to restart the level. This is before the game adds in trampoline boxes and levels where you have to manipulate gravity to fly through mazes.

Howmonica ChallengeHowmonica has a really pleasant looping score and cute sound design that makes the rage-inducing gameplay far more tolerable. You can’t get that mad looking at a cupcake bouncing against a pastel background while turning dull gray squares hot pink. Yet there you are, trying to loop from the top of the screen to the bottom with a one spike gap and hit it just right so you can flip the gravity and land on the last square in the level. It’s a huge challenge.

The challenge, thankfully, does not come from unresponsive controls. This game is tight. You get a feel really quick for how much you need to press the left and right arrow key to shift along the grid of the game and the momentum from gravity flips is constant. The challenge comes from a devious level design that tries your patience while making you want to play more and more.

Howmonica is a short little diversion for puzzle/platformer fans who want a free online game. You can play it right now on Newgrounds. For more great online games, check out the rest of the Play It series.

Stoker Review

Stoker Review (Film, 2013)

Stoker is the most beautiful horror film I’ve seen since Three…Extremes (2004/2005 US). Coincidentally, it’s also the first Chan-wook Park film I’ve seen in theaters since Three…Extremes. Park knows how he wants to tell a story and he is not afraid to move at a crawl to get there.

Park’s oeuvre is a master class in exploring the psychology of revenge on film. Oldboy, his most well-known film, tells the story of a man imprisoned in a windowless room for years before being set free without fanfare to take revenge. His Three…Extremes segment involves a film producer fighting a losing battle against the clock to figure out who the madman is that is brutally torturing his wife for revenge. Even Thirst, a film about a priest who is tragically transformed into a vampire, deals with revenge in a very shocking way.

Stoker
A young woman chooses her own life lessons

Stoker might be Chan-wook Park’s revenge masterpiece. India Stoker is grieving the shocking and unexplained death of her father, Richard, when her long-lost Uncle Charlie comes to stay with her and her mother for a few days. India is different. She has enhanced sensory perception, letting her hear distant sounds, see minuscule details, and feel everything so strongly she can’t stand human contact. As India rejects her uncle’s attempts to befriend her by any means necessary, she witnesses mysterious disappearances in the household. Slowly, she begins a transformation into a strong person capable of fighting her own battles.

Screenwriter Wentworth Miller and contributing writer Erin Cressida Wilson play on an old Edgar Allan Poe trick to set the audience on edge. Poe’s greatest strength was convincing the reader that the narrator he identified as untrustworthy in the first paragraph is a realistic arbiter of events. India Stoker shares the same gift as the protagonist in “The Tell-Tale Heart,” giving her the ability to see and hear things far better than anyone else. These things have no real bearing on her life. She concocts stranger and stranger explanations for what’s happening with Uncle Charlie that are refuted time and again by her mother. Nothing will convince India except her exceptional sensory perception. Since, with one exception, we only have India’s take on the story, we have to rely on a very unreliable narrator to slowly put the pieces together in a satisfactory way.

Stoker Spying
India watches her own life from the outside
India’s perception of reality is off in a very clear way. The young woman is so afraid of human contact that she observes everything she obsesses over as an outsider. She walks outside and stands a good distance away from a door or window to eavesdrop or spy on her mother and uncle. She has quiet, intimate conversations no closer than four feet away and freezes her body with an unnerving stoicism. No one can talk to her directly to clear up what’s happening because she refuses to open up with her concerns. This includes her anger at the mysterious death of her father that slowly becomes a thirst for revenge. The refusal to actually ask questions does not stop India from investigating on her own without actually interacting with witnesses, suspects, or evidence.

Her precious hearing and exceptional eyesight are amplified to an unnerving level onscreen. Chan-wook Park loves a good cinematic conceit to establish his alternate realities and Stoker is no exception. The sound design is loud and unexpected. The cracking of a hard-boiled egg on the kitchen table during a wake is louder than the voices in the next room. The gentle whisper of India’s name floating in the wind from over a hundred yards away creates a distracting cacophony of echoes at the funeral. The metronome on the piano is so loud to her that its steady click can be heard clearly upstairs, on the opposite side of the house, with the doors closed, in a fabric-covered room.

Stoker Texture
India’s exceptional sight is illustrated through heavy contrasting textures
The cinematography is even more unnerving. The opening credits are a visual feast you won’t soon forget. As India describes her life and her abilities, the cameras freezes on minute details–a solitary hair, the individual seeds in a beautiful red and white flower, the stitches on the hem of her skirt–that any other film would ignore. In art class, while her fellow students sketch a still-life of a staged table, India draws a macro-photographic view of the art deco pattern inside the rim of a tall, slim vase. India’s life is all about observing details at an alarming level and Stoker does not let you escape her reality.

Park allows this level of detail to build an otherworldly sense of suspense before India’s abilities have any real impact on the story. When the technique begins to intersect with the plot in a meaningful way, the results are terrifying. A piano duet turns into a moment as tense as a Hitchcock chase scene on a train. The ringing of a cellphone becomes a harbinger of doom and a single drop of blood from a minor injury is more startling than most of the death and destruction chronicled in the film.

Stoker is a modern Gothic suspense story brought to life in beautiful detail on the big screen. Then, after the first act, it shifts into full blown horror and never backs down. It is a slow film, crawling to its conclusion in a flurry of sound and visual wizardry that makes the short walk from the school bus to the front door a moment of unbridled terror.

Rating: 10/10

Thoughts on Stoker? Share them below. And for those keeping score, that make two 2013 horror releases (with Resolution) that are likely to make the cut in my Best Films of 2013 list. It’s March. Just saying.

Down With Love Review

Down With Love Review (Film, 2003)

Down With Love is over the top, cheesy, and rife with cliches. That’s also the entire point of the film. Writers Eve Ahlert and Dennis Drake crafted the skeleton of a throwback Rock Hudson/Doris Day battle of the sexes madcap comedy and then subvert it every step of the way with clever spins on the romantic comedy formula.

In 1962, small town girl Barbara Novak arrives in NYC a week before her debut feminist book Down With Love is going to be published. The all-male marketing department of the publisher have no interest in promoting the text, so Barbara and her agent Vikki Hiller have to do it themselves. They arrange an interview with notorious womanizer Catcher Block for the largest male leisure magazine in the world. After being blown off three meetings in a row, Vikki and Barbara double down on the independent message of Down With Love and find success on their own terms. Barbara destroys Catcher’s reputation in the process, sending him into a twisted plot to restore his own status in the world. Who will wind up on top in a battle between the new and old guard of the non-fiction publishing industry?

Down With Love ReviewDown With Love is all about design and betraying expectations. The art direction is phenomenal. Bright pops of color and striking graphics fill every inch of the frame, establishing a visual reference for the battle of the sexes. It’s far more nuanced than the pink and the blue of Barbara and Catcher’s lives. Catcher is constantly surrounded by traditional designs and what the mainstream culture would define as hip for a bachelor. Barbara is framed in sleek minimalism and explosive touches of Mod and Beatnik counter-cultures wherever she goes. Their meetings swing back and forth between the two worlds as the balance of power shifts in the relationship.

There are a few moments in the film that perhaps take the tongue in cheek tribute to the old madcap romances a bit too far. For example, through a constantly shifting onscreen divider and tight editing, Barbara and Catcher simulate various sexual positions. It’s just a bit too provocative in comparison to the more subtle approach the rest of the film takes.

Director Peyton Reed pushes the cast just a bit too far on occasion, creating tonally inconsistent moments of raunchy humor that would never appear in this style and period of film. It’s a great period to draw inspiration from. You just can’t establish the film as true to the time with a twist and then go that blue at key plot points for an extra laugh. It throws the film off-kilter every time it happens.

Down With Love is overall a sweet and funny diversion. Fans of madcap romantic comedies will find a lot to dig into in a mostly gentle send-up of the genre. A more film period-accurate approach to the material and staging would have made this soar.

Rating: 7/10

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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Review (Film, 2013)

As children, Burt and Anton were picked on mercilessly for being different. They formed a common bond over magic and grew up to become headliners in Las Vegas. They’ve grown to hate each other, but the success of the act keeps them together. Now, with the arrival of Steve Gray, the edgiest street magician in the world, Burt and Anton’s own success begins to dwindle.

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is a hard film to discuss. It’s a comedy without a lot of laughs about magicians who don’t actually perform any impressive magic tricks during the running time of the film. It feels like a story written to make fun of Las Vegas-style magic acts by someone who has never even seen a birthday party magician perform in person. The screenplay by Jonathan M. Goldstein and John Francis Daley misses the mark every step of the way.

The Incredible Burt WonderstoneThe actors don’t fare much better in the film. Alan Arkin as DIY magic kit salesman Rance Holloway and Olivia Wilde as magician’s assistant Jane have the most to work with but limited screen time. Their scenes are the funniest and they both get to perform some of the only engaging magic tricks in the film.

The trio of competing magicians played by Steve Carrell, Steve Buscemi, and Jim Carrey are under developed and boring. Steve Carrell’s Burt is a jaded sex fiend with an over-inflated ego. Steve Buscemi’s Anton is…weird looking? And Jim Carrey’s Steve Gray is a 2013 reboot of In Living Color that goes on far too long to be funny. Their over the top choices make any character redemption arcs ineffective.

Even the look of the film is a total misfire. The design of the stage magic in Burt and Anton’s show apes the style of Lance Burton’s long running Vegas show but completely misses the mark. The purpose of elaborate sets and costuming is to misdirect the audience. Yet, in this film, there is no attempt at misdirection; what you see is what you get and every trick is obvious. In some way, the lack of quality is supposed to be part of the joke, but it’s–again–so over the top in its poor execution that it zaps the humor from the concept.

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone just falls flat as a film. The story, the characters, and the integration of magic just don’t click in a meaningful way. It’s a story about magicians with no wonder and a comedy with very few laughs to have.

Rating: 2/10

Thoughts on The Incredible Burt Wonderstone? Share them below.

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Update

The show is a bit more time-consuming than I anticipated. We have our first performance this afternoon and a lot of little things–hand props, set decorations, costume accessories, makeup/hair designs–need to be finalized. I’m going to be running around to find all the little pieces I can so that we’re as close to ready as we can be today.

I’m going to share a few videos I really enjoyed to at least put something up of substance.

First, here’s a spin on the screaming goat video that is much cuter.

Second, here’s Zelda finally claiming her namesake in the Legend of Zelda series. Who knew you just had to swap a few lines of code to flip character designs in NES games?

Third, Lindsey Stirling teamed up with Season 3 The Sing-Off victors Pentatonix to do a cover of “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons. Now, I’m not a big fan of the original song but this cover is excellent.

Finally, here’s Felicia Day learning parkour and freerunning from Ninja Warrior fan favorite Luci Steel Romberg.

Updates at Sketchy Details

I know posting has been lax this week. All I can say is that I’m in tech on a big musical again and barely sleeping. I should be in a better place to put up content every day again once I get past Monday. Tomorrow’s the big push to finish all the sets, props, costumes, etc. and Sunday is an eight+ hour rehearsal. Monday is basically an all day rehearsal/promo day and then the workload lightens considerably. I’m still updating Twitter and the Nerdtainment round-up page so be sure to follow me for more content.

I did put up the new call for submissions for Foreign Chops at The Lamb. The new theme is anime films and it should be a lot of fun for everyone involved. I’m trying to make the announcements a bit more stylized and entertaining on their own to draw in more readers. Here’s the announcement.

I will try to get up a new review later tonight of what I’m seeing today. Thank you for your patience. The site format is going to shift a bit in the next two weeks for the better and I’m excited to unveil it all when my head clears and I start sleeping again.

Watch: Penny Arcade's Strip Search

Watch: Penny Arcade’s Strip Search

The push goal I was most excited for when webcomic Penny Arcade went to Kickstarter to go ad-free for a year was their pitch for a new reality show as season four of Penny Arcade: The Series. They would invite a group of comic artists to fly out to an unspecified location to compete for a chance to win, among other things, a year’s stay in the PA offices and a cash prize. The Kickstarter earned enough for the show, so the casting process was on.

Strip SearchThough I very much doubted my chances, I applied for a spot on Strip Search. I used clips from my first webcomic, Food Don’t Go Stale in Space, as well as my now-defunct due to time constraints (and eaten by ComicPress) Week in Media series. I also used examples of my actual painting and graphic design work and even some of my reality TV recaps that used webcomic formatting in my portfolio. The application was one of the more challenging ones I’ve filled out for a reality TV show (always good to know the aim of casting when critiquing a show) because of its breadth. Strip Search was looking for the total webcomic package: art, writing, marketing, and merchandising. Unsurprisingly, I didn’t get past the open call stage.

The contestants who did make it onto the show represent a wide range of style and experience. Some of the contestants are pretty inexperienced at creating a webcomic and some are professional artists for animation studios. Some run their own businesses and some had to quit their jobs to even go on the show.

What they share, and what comes across so strongly in Strip Search, is a passion for what they do. The artists are there to compete for a life-changing prize but they all seem to realize how fortunate they are to have this opportunity. The level of game playing after the first complete challenge to elimination experience is strategically choosing to not be the villain.

Strip Search Casting
I have never seen such a timid and unassuming reality show cast before. I would have fit right in.
Even more telling is the confessional montage at the end of the first episode. All but three of the contestants admit that they don’t know if they can win. The three who do admit it aren’t super aggressive about it. There’s no “Send everyone else home, I came to win” aspect on this show like so many other competitive reality series. The season preview has one contestant saying the infamous “I’m not here to make friends” sound byte but I have a feeling she’s not being malicious in that moment.

The challenges are a mix of having fun and actually running a webcomic. In the second episode, the artists play a very long game of Fax Machine. Each artist starts by writing a caption for the next person to draw. The next person draws the prompt on a separate page. The person after them has to write what they think the caption was for the previous illustration. The Fax Machine challenge did have a prize and a winner, but it was a totally casual affair to warm the contestants up.

The elimination challenge shown in episode three brought the artists right into the business side of running a webcomic. They had to design a t-shirt inspired by the Strip Search graphic with no more than four colors–black plus three others. The winner would have their shirt sold on the Penny Arcade website and earn all the profits from it. Even within what was essentially a challenge to market someone else’s brand, the artists had plenty of room to show their own style.

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