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Face Off 3.3: Fabricate This

Last night’s Face Off took the series into unexplored territory again. Season 3 forged ahead with brand new ideas so far and I couldn’t be more excited. Most reality shows already run out of steam by this point. Face Off refuses to go down that easily.

It was the “design a makeup for live performance” challenge, but there was a great twist. The contestants weren’t just making a character for dancers: they were making a full character concept for a traditional Chinese dragon dancer team. Each pair of designers had to incorporate two zodiac signs into a cohesive and functional performance look. That meant making the two man costume and the character alike. The makeups would be presented on stage before a very lively performance to see how durable the designs really were.

Essentially, it’s the first official Face Off fabrication challenge. Contestants have won or lost because of their fabrication–prop, costumes, accessories, etc.–skills in previous seasons. There have even been challenges where the totality of the look was stressed. This is the first time that the ability to create a costume and appropriate accessories had to be weighed in as heavily as effects makeup for everyone.

The top teams for the challenge were Rod & Nicole, Alana & Laura, and Derek & Tommy. Rod & Nicole used the snake and the rat to create a very traditional dragon costume. Had the challenge been judged on authenticity, they would have won. The color scheme and use of flags on the head were perfect for this task. The costume moved very well during the dance. It really was a beautiful and traditional design.

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Derek & Tommy used the monkey and the ox for another traditional look. Their dragon concept was executed perfectly and really looked like the work of one person. My one issue with this design in a Chinese dragon costume challenge was the use of traditional Japanese patterns and motifs. The overall effect was great. I just wish they didn’t cross cultures for the challenge. I have to hand it to this team. The red and the gold stood out like nothing else in the performance number.

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Alana & Laura were my picks to win. What will it take for Laura to actually win a challenge on this show? Their combination of the goat and the rat was quite striking. Nothing else looked like it during the performance. I will admit that it was perhaps a bit too sinister to really fit the challenge head on, but no other team actually designed a “mask” that would read during a parade or showcase performance.

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Derek & Tommy’s look came out on top for its cohesion. Derek was awarded the victory for his design concept.

Here’s where Face Off can get a little sad. The bottom two looks were very good, as well. These decisions came down to judges’ preferences and I don’t agree with all of them.

Eric & Sarah were in the bottom largely because of their color scheme. Apparently, blue and orange don’t go together in makeup design. It’s a pretty common design combination, especially in the shades they chose, so the criticism threw me for a loop. The horns were very uneven and the facial prosthetic fell in between perfect symmetry and agreeable asymmetry. Their zodiac influences weren’t as clear as the other designs. I saw monkey, but I did not see boar.

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Jason & Roy wound up in the bottom because of their paint job. The dark red used to bring out the snake hid all the detail in the sculpt. The rabbit was lost completely in the color. It wass quite a striking character if you could get past the poor color choice. Will these contestants ever learn that red does not read well on the bright purple set of Face Off? No? Ok then.

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Ultimately, Eric & Sarah’s look was deemed the worst and Eric went home for fabricating the horns. That’s not exactly a bad thing. If you’re eliminated on this kind of show just because someone didn’t like an accessory to a costume, it’s not going to hurt your professional reputation. This was the equivalent of going home on Top Chef because the guest judge doesn’t care for raw onions in a side salad. This was clearly a matter of taste and no reflection on the actual abilities of Eric as a special effects makeup artist.

Thoughts on the latest episode? I loved the challenge more than you can imagine. I can only hope this season keeps stressing story and function in the designs rather than rewarding contestants for elaborate but impractical makeups. Sound off with your thoughts below.

Face Off 3.2: Arrrr

Last night on Face Off, SyFy finally went with the most obvious challenge based on the judging panel. Ve Neill is a regular judge on the show. Two challenges have previously gone into her wheelhouse. Ve won Academy Awards for her work on Mrs. Doubtfire and Ed Wood. So, the gender swap challenge in season one and the Tim Burton challenge in season two made sense.

But why has it taken three seasons to challenge the contestants to make an original pirate for the Academy Award winning makeup artist behind many of the designs in the Pirates of the Caribbean series? It finally happened last night and Ve, once again, looked like she was having the tmie of her life. The challenge was so amazing that the show didn’t even air the Foundation Challenge. No complaint there. It allowed for an entire cutaway segment on bad pirate jokes.

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The full Spotlight Challenge was probably one of the hardest in the history of the series (outside of the finale challenges). Each contestant was randomly assigned a pirate-like element–barnacles, swords, netting, etc.–that they had to incorporate into an original pirate character in three days. The winner would receive $5000, the largest challenge prize in the history of the show.

The results were overall quite impressive. The judges decided that Roy, Sarah, and Laura had the top looks for the challenge. Would you look at that? Three repeats from last week. Looks like execution as well as design are the criteria to win this year.

Roy had to create a pirate based on daggers. His design was insane (again). His pirate was a vicious woman who storess her assortment of weaponry in her body. These daggers were designed to look like an extension of her rib cage and the whole thing was brutal. The paint job was solid. I just wish he didn’t go with a gray skin tone against the bright oceanic colors.

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Sarah had to find inspiration in sea urchins. She studied her subject in depth to pick up every detail she could. From the thickness of the spines to the yellow uni–the roe, Sarah did not miss an opportunity to focus her design on sea urchins. She also sculpted and molded so quickly that she was able to blow Ve away with a completely fabricated costume on the Day 2 workroom visit. The rancid yellow skin town was a perfect match for the model-operated oozing uni gag for the judges.

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Laura, once again, brought flawless execution to a well planned concept. The only reason I can think for her loss here was her randomly assigned object: shells. Shells are easy. What Laura chose to do with them was extraordinary. She turned her model into a living snail obsessed with a glowing jewel at the bottom of the ocean. The movement of the fabricated plant life in the back was especially impressive.

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Ultimately, Sarah won the challenge for gong that one step above everyone else. Pirates are crowd pleasers. Why wouldn’t you try to add on a surprise for the judges when they evaluate your work up close?

The bottom three contestants were Eric, C.C., and Jason. Each rankled the judges for very different reasons.

In Eric’s case, his technical execution was bad. He had to incorporate a spyglass into his design and it came out like a bad Halloween costume. The proportion was all wrong. The telescoping handle was far too long to look believable in the context of the character. With a better paint job, he might have gotten away with it; he didn’t. Even the costuming and roughed up flesh weren’t particularly well done.

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C.C. struggled the entire episode. She had no idea what to do with barnacles until most of the first day was done. Though she has special effects makeup experience, her expertise is beauty makeup. She didn’t have the experience to make a cool design concept actually pop on screen–symmetry is not your friend in effects makeup and this was a mirror image down the bridge of the nose–and she even struggled with painting the piece. This does not take away from the judges telling C.C. she has chops. The sculpt, poorly designed as it was, actually looked good and her application was great. She just got caught messing up in a week where most of the field really rose above expectations.

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Jason was in the bottom three for a simple reason: his jewel-themed pirate had nothing to do with jewels. Sure, he crafted a lofty backstory to justify a pirate covered by an octopus. The only reference to his actual task was a jewel in the palm. Not a good way to be remembered by the judges. You’re hired to do a specific job in the makeup industry and choosing to ignore that job for something cooler is not the way to build a reputation.

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C.C. was eliminated. The judges heaped praise on her and encouraged her to pursue special effects makeup as a field. They saw tremendous potential in her–including her professional attitude and enthusiasm–and that’s a huge compliment from this panel.

Thoughts? Do you think the judges made the right choices? I would love to have seen Alana in the top 3 as her crab design was really well executed in spite of (once again) being rescued by her fellow competitors for time management issues. If she picks up the pace, she could take the title.

What do you think? Sound off below. Love to hear from you.

All the images from the post come from the SyFy Face Off galleries. Makeup shots here; contestant shots here. Check them out.

Face Off 3.1: Expanding the Face of the Universe

Face Off had its third season premiere last night. SyFy’s original reality show is all about creating and executing Hollywood makeup effects on very tight deadlines. Judged by working industry professionals (a rarity for this genre of competition), Face Off is marked by its quality of challenges and professionalism above all else. Even if the contestants start fighting, they’re judged on the quality of their work and how well they would function on an actual set.

Each episode is broken into two challenges. The Foundation Challenge is a quick two or three hour challenge where the contestants demonstrate technical skills for a guest judge. These have included designing facial hair, creating realistic blood for a crime scene, and executing character defining tattoos.

The Spotlight Challenge is where the movie magic happens. The contestants get 2-3 days to create full bodied characters based on a theme. Sometimes, it’s body painting to incorporate into an existing photograph. Other times, it’s the creation of an original character to center a movie or TV scene around. And, in the most challenging weeks, it’s a functionality challenge, where an original makeup has to survive huge dance routines or total immersion in water.

This season, 12 contestants are vying for the Face Off prize, which includes a new car, lecturing at a top industry makeup school in NYC and Paris, and $100,000. For the first time ever, all of the contestants have extensive prosthetic makeup experience. Previous seasons have seen a number of body painters or beauty makeup specialists compete and, for the most part, fail miserably in what is ostensibly a fabrication contest. Now, there are no excuses.

The Foundation Challenge was a bit of a let down this time. It was a repeat of the season 1 “create a character in two hours using a makeup kit and something from your surroundings” challenge and the results weren’t as interesting. The production staff did not provide enough interesting materials to get most people thinking beyond plant aliens/tissue paper monsters. Me? I would have gone for a superhero concept using one of the floating beach balls to create a mask, but that’s just me.

The winner of the Foundation Challenge was Eric and he did a lovely paint job to incorporate a distinctive plant into what he called a witch design. Guest judge Sean Astin said it looked like an alien. I’m siding with Sean Astin. Not a witch.

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The Spotlight Challenge is where Face Off proved how far they’ve come. The contestants were randomly split up into pairs to design an original alien for the Star Wars Cantina scene. The prize? Having that alien included in an upcoming episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. That’s a big prize. Forget what you think about the animated series. Two of these artists are going from reality show contestants to Lucasfilm Animation designers in a three day challenge.

The concept behind the challenge allows for so many directions. Do you try to create something brand new that has never been seen before in Star Wars? Do you riff on existing species to build off the rich backstories of the universe? Or do you fall somewhere in between, crafting a new species but placing them in a familiar context with colors or costuming? All three approaches were used this week and, for the most part, the contestants were successful.

The top 2 looks, decided by the judges, came from Sarah/Laura and Rod/Roy. Sarah/Laura are both self-proclaimed geeks and immediately were drawn to Yoda’s home planet. They decided to create an amphibian-like bounty hunter in the color family of Ventress. The hook was the need for moisture. This character has to wear a cloak to keep its skin moist and travel with a mask and air tank to survive on the harsh desert of Tatooine.

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Rod/Roy went in the something new direction. Their monstrous little creature is fat, disgusting, and unappealing. The quality of fabrication on the articulated suit carrying the squat beast is stunning. Their “backstory” covered for a lack of backstory, claiming no one knows where this creature comes but he spends all of his time at the Mos Eisley Cantina. This look won the challenge and Rod was named the winner for doing the facial prosthetic and paint job on the creature within the costume.

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The bottom 2 looks were defined by poor finishing. Both C.C./Derek and Tommy/Joe came up with great concepts for alien species. They just did terrible paint jobs.

C.C./Derek went with a musician at the Cantina. Their concept and sculpt were excellent. Things fell apart with the paint job. Aiming for a bronze-orange, the pair couldn’t get the color right and wound up with the burn color in a bad Halloween makeup kit. The hair work came loose as well, turning the tight dreads into a bushy mess in the back.

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Tommy/Joe could have won this challenge if they worked together. They didn’t. They fought the whole time. Joe took control and criticized everything Tommy did. Tommy didn’t stand up for himself except for when he would snap and get passive aggressive. The concept–multiple-eyed alien warrior–would have been great with a complete costume and solid painting. Neither was accomplished. The painting, in particular, looked like a bad finger painting experiment by a pre-schooler. For continuity’s sake, I’d like to point out that this is the second time aiming for “turtle” in a paint job has resulted in a look hated by the judges with prosthetics literally falling apart on the model.

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Ultimately, the judges didn’t have to send anyone home. Joe, presumably blindsided by Tommy’s really bad attempt to save himself from the judges, walked off the set in a rage and was disqualified. I began to suspect he quit when there were no talking head interviews with his side of the conflict. Everything was Tommy and that usually means someone isn’t around anymore to record the interviews.

Now that Joe is gone, the studio might be quieter. He was so loud and abrasive that some great moments of trying to pull everyone up went by in a blink. Rod helped the Alana/Nicole team set up their molds for casting when they were overwhelmed by an overly ambitious project. Derek helped his twin brother Eric pull apart a mold that wasn’t cooperating when Eric started to panic. Everyone (but Joe) had nice things to say about Rod/Roy’s creation and Alana even tried to diffuse the tension between Joe/Tommy by saying “life’s too short” when they started fighting over something really stupid.

It appears, once again, the contestants respect each other and want to win for having the best work. They don’t want to survive because someone didn’t finish. They want to survive because the judges preferred their performance to someone else. Where’s the thrill of victory when you win because someone else fails miserably?

I’ll be tuning in this season and recapping in this simpler format. I have more to say about the overall design and backstory than I do about the design process anyway. Unless there’s something super cool–like Beki’s latex cape on the concrete floor last season–I’ll be focusing on the finished work and challenge prompts.

All photos in the post (except the Foundation Challenge) come from SyFy’s Face Off galleries. You should go browse through them.

Thoughts on Face Off? Love to hear them. It’s such a great show and it deserves more attention than it gets. Sound off with your opinions below. Love to hear from you.

What You Missed: The 66th Annual Tony Awards

The 66th Annual Tony Awards were held last night and it was a great night if you were connected to Once or Peter and the Starcatcher. These two shows picked up the lion’s share of the statues last night. Once in particular cleaned up, winning eight of their 11 nominations. Peter and the Starcatcher was close behind with five wins out of nine nominations.

Unlike last year, the 2012 Tony Awards ceremony was very unpredictable. The musical prizes were going to mostly be swept by either Newsies or Once depending on who you talked to. Both had huge support from the community after a season that started off on very shaky ground.

Play categories were even more unpredictable. There seemed to be a scenario where–tech categories aside–any of the nominees in the categories had a good chance of winning. How do you choose between Stockard Channing as a tortured mother, Cynthia Nixon as a cynical cancer patient, Linda Lavins as a woman slowly losing her husband to cancer, Tracie Bennett singing, dancing, and acting as Judy Garland eight shows a week, and Nina Arianda vamping her way through the is it or isn’t real S&M fantasy of a scholar? This was a strong season for play productions and the voters had a wealth of great shows to choose from.

Here are some of the highlights that you might have missed out on last night.

Steve Kazee wins Best Actor in a Musical for Once

Steve Kazee had a rough go with Once. For all the critical and commercial success, Kazee had far more pressing issues on his mind during the run. His mother was battling cancer back home in Kentucky. She passed away a few weeks after the show opened. Suddenly, Kazee was starring in a musical about love, loss, and regret while grieving the loss of his mother.

He still went on eight shows a week and gave himself to the audience in a very powerful role. Glen Hansard, the original Guy in the film, made my Best Actor shortlist in 2006. It’s a deceptively simple role that could so easily swing into boring if the performer doesn’t grab you. Kazee does. He deserved this on the merits of his performance alone. That he was struggling with such a tremendous loss just proves how committed he was to this role.

Plays Get Major Stage Time

You know what’s almost impossible to do? Showcase a straight play in the context of an awards show. Plays, by their nature, are meant to be seen in full. You can get a feel for a musical production by playing the sheet music selections or watching a video of a song. You can’t get a real feel for a play with a random out of context scene or even reading the text on the page.

The 66th Annual Tony Awards came very close to a workable solution for that. With the Best Play nominees, back-lit tableaux took the stage. Venus in Fur showed a man and a woman in a power struggle over a couch. Other Desert Cities showed a family circling each other in a living room. Peter and the Starcatcher showed a strange and wondrous contraption made of people and a bit of rope. Clybourne Park showed two couples, separated by time in the same living space. Jim Parsons read brief synopses of each nominee as the actors in the tableaux came to life and demonstrated the connections between characters. It was a really clever way of handling a big Tony problem.

However, three of the nominated shows lent themselves to isolated performances onstage. Peter and the Starcatcher is a silly fantasy with song, dance, and curious staging. They did a little montage of gags involving a trunk, a razor, and a man in a mermaid costume. One Man, Two Guvnors is a farce with music. Now Tony winner James Corden performed a big showy monologue with lots of physical comedy to the delight of the audience. End of the Rainbow is a show all about one of Judy Garland’s last concert appearances, backstage and onstage. Tony nominee Tracie Bennett performed selections frmo two Judy standards. These performances were used to break up a well-cut video montage of all the plays that performed on Broadway this season.

It was a good night to be a play for once. That hasn’t happened since they built elaborate dioramas of the sets ten or so years ago.

Neil Patrick Harris is Neil Patrick Harris

I’m warming up to Neil Patrick Harris as a Tony host. His Jimmy Fallon-like laugh at your own jokes presentation actually worked for me this year. I wish they had more time for his index card gags. Only one made it to air and it was great. I think his “My Left Footloose…think of the choreography” joke got the rest pulled.

That’s a minor blemish on a grand series of songs and gags. The absolute highlight was his post-opening number song about imagining a world that was like more like theater. The song was cute, the staging clever, and the guest appearances worth raving about. Sure, it was nice to see Amanda Seyfried camp it up onstage. Steffanie Leigh got to fly in as Mary Poppins for a Tony audience.

But where else will you see Patti Lupone push a lawn mower and say how much she loves the audience? Only in scripted theater. Not since she shook her tush while playing the tuba.

Audra McDonald Breaks Through as a Lead

It’s amazing to think that someone could win four Tony Awards, practically be a household name, and not have picked up a win in a leading category. That has been the story of Audra McDonald’s amazing Tony history.

She’s won five of the seven Tonys she’s been nominated for: Carousel, Master Class, Ragtime, A Raisin in the Sun, and now The Gershwins’ Porgy and Bess. However, despite stellar work carrying Marie Christine and 110 in the Shade, the leading actress category had not been kind to her.

Who knew it would take playing one of the most iconic roles in the canon of musical theater to get McDonald an award for carrying a show on her shoulders? Her speech was kind and gracious. And no, she didn’t make a rape joke. Calm down, Internet. No one trivialized sexual assault victims last night. If thanking a scene partner for making an extremely upsetting moment in a script a pleasure to perform is considered a joke, we’re all in trouble.

Here are all the winners.

What were your highlights from last night? Any category you wish went to someone else? Sound off below. I love to hear from you.

Mad Men’s Commissions and Fees: This Dark Season of Greed

Here be spoilers for the newest episode of Mad Men. You’ve been warned.

This season of Mad Men is all about greed. Everyone wants more and no one is willing to sacrifice to give another person an inch. They’ll hurt themselves, sure, but not for someone else. It’s the poorly planned intersection of a dozen one way streets and only Peggy has made it out unscathed.

This week, Don decides to pursue new clients because he hates how the company picked up Jaguar. He’s a man possessed with upward ascension. He knows the reveal of the truth behind the Jaguar victory would ruin him, so he must reach higher and higher to make Jaguar seem as insignificant as Mohawk Airlines.

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Sally Draper is a little too eager to grow up

Megan is grabbing for her own career even if it puts other people in harm’s way. If Don doesn’t come home on time, it’s all his fault that she has to entertain his daughter. But if Don asks Megan to watch Sally, it’s a quick no. Megan will martyr herself to maintain control than refuse to relinquish one inch to help another person.

Sally might have gotten off worse of all this episode of the survivors. Sure, she escapes from Betty after some tense words, but she’s stuck in Manhattan with no one to watch out for her. She uses Megan’s friends to boost herself up into adulthood and uses Betty, Megan, and Don’s absence to test out the track with an actual boy.

And how does that end? An emergency trip to the bathroom to discover she’s become a woman and a $25 cab fare that her stepfather is furious about. We haven’t seen a comeuppance come that quickly all season long. Even Pete had to push it for a few episodes before Lane knocked him out.

Speaking of Lane, his greed is the greatest of all. It wasn’t enough to embezzle funds to maintain the lifestyle so clearly beyond his means. He had to go further. He lied, he cheated, and he even took advantage of Joan, his biggest ally in the office, to hide his crime. Joan would not have settled for $50,000 last week. Lane is the only reason she compromised herself. He only suggested the partnership because he didn’t want the stolen money to be noticed before Christmas bonuses were issued.

When confronted by Don about his thieving ways, he becomes belligerant out of fear. Lane refuses to admit that his greed led him to do anything wrong. It’s his money. It’s his contract. It’s his accounting. It’s his company. He is the only one who does anything. Don is forced to demand a resignation.

Matthew Weiner says that is the incident that pushes Lane over the edge. I don’t think that’s how Jared Harris plays the arc. I don’t think his interpretation reaches the point of no return until after his wife shows him the brand new Jaguar. When he realizes there is no safety net to cover the check, he knows he needs to end it all.

That is the greediest thing he does. There is no punishment for his greed because his greed is what causes him to end everything on his own terms. He’s determined not to take responsibility for his failings so he refuses to give anyone the satisfaction of seeing him fall.

Everyone else suffers for him. Look at the pain he caused the other people in the office. Now imagine how his family and friends will react. Go further. What about his son? He can’t stay in school if he can’t stay in the country. His mother is taking him home with a body bag. Her husband is so low in company standing that his corpse is left to hang all night and all day before anyone comes to his aid.

Only Don and Megan have been left unscathed so far this season. Sure, there have been setbacks and fights. Neither one has been humiliated yet. Their shame has been hidden and their greed amplified in the echo chamber of their open loft. Will they actually face the Ancient Greek machine of justice next week? Or will Don once again skate by to start anew?

What do you think? This feels like front half material slipped in before the finale. I’m not underwhelmed–I haven’t been all season–but it feels slighter than the one-two punch of losing Peggy and Joan’s partnership of last week. Sound off below.

RuPaul’s Drag U: Season 3 Debuts 18 June

One of my favorite shows to write about has been RuPaul’s Drag U. Off-kilter contestant writing really abusive comments here aside (scrubbed and banned, hence the comment policy, soon to be amended as I turned off moderation), it was so much fun to write about. It’s a positive show that only takes the well-being of the contestants seriously. Everything else is a romp through the ins and outs of drag absurdity.

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Manila points out what not to wear on Drag U Season 3

Season 3 will debut with a whole bunch of new drag professors on 18 June. Joining the faculty are champion Sharon Needles, runner-up Chad Michaels, should have been runner-up Latrice Royale, and Sketchy Details favorite Willam. Raja, Alexis Mateo, and Delta Work are also making their Drag U debuts.

Returning faculty include Lady Bunny, JuJubee, Manila Luzon, Raven, Shannel, Alexis Mateo, Mariah (*!*), Morgan McMichaels, and Pandora Boxx. I wish that list included Tammie Brown. They still haven’t found a replacement professor to walk the children through nature.

With this cast, I think Drag U will hit its stride. These are all smart, funny, and talented queens who aren’t afraid to read one minute and hug the next. I’m not aware of any big bad rivalries between these contestants that can cause tension in the work room.

The one big question is how often the new queens actually appear. Previous professors like Nina Flowers and Tammie Brown only did one episode over the course of the season. Will anyone have too many scheduling conflicts to appear more than once? I hope not. I like all of them and want to see them more than once to get a feel for their style.

Here’s the trailer for the new season.

The recaps will be returning, naturally. Those are fun and easy to do. I only cover the highlights. Bad weeks will be pre-empted by photos of Mariah, like this one.

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Willam will rotate down week cover duties. With this cast, though, it looks like we might not need covers.

Are you excited for season 3? Sound off below.

Did We Really Go There? Mad Men: The Other Woman

Here be spoilers for the latest episode of Mad Men. You’ve been warned.

Last night, about fifteen minutes into the new Mad Men episode “The Other Woman,” I felt compelled to send out a Tweet of disbelief:

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I feel it’s still a fair question. By that point, Pete Campbell had already asked Joan Harris to sleep with a Jaguar executive to guarantee a campaign for Sterling Cooper Draper Price. Don Draper pulled Peggy Olsen off another campaign–women can’t possibly sell to Jaguar–and threw money at her to get her to shut up.

makeitrainpeggy 300x150 Did We Really Go There? Mad Men: The Other WomanSure, I loved it when Joan and Peggy were in control of their interoffice dynamics in the past through wit and sexuality, but this was a forced affront during stressful times. This was no Peggy convincing Roger Sterling to give her a huge bonus for covering for an absent Michael Ginsberg for a last minute copy. This was Don, her mentor, throwing money at her to buy her silence. Literally. He threw money at her face.

Joan’s situation is even more upsetting. We’ve known since season one that Joan has used her body to get what she wants at the office. She was head of the secretarial department because she was smart and desirable. Roger is the actual father of her baby and she puts the other men like Don in their place when they pursue her. She orchestrates her life and takes the risks that work for her.

For Pete–desperate, depressed, and dissatisfied with his place in the world–to promise a co-worker off to a client as a prostitute is unconscionable. This man is sleazy, but that’s low even by his now bottomless standards. He twisted the situation again and again to paint himself as the victim and convince his desperate partners to go along with his plan.

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Choosing how Joan uses her body for business crosses a line on Mad Men

With the exception of Don, all of Joan’s allies dropped her when they could see the Jaguar money really filling up their bank accounts. Bert Cooper seemed to turn around the quickest at Pete’s proposal during a closed door partner meeting. Roger followed suit expressing his disappointment before leaving it up to Joan. Lane Pryce seemed like he wasn’t going along with the plan until he visited Joan and essentially negotiated a partnership deal for her.

Don was the voice of reason, but as the only acting ad person on the SCDP staff, he didn’t have the time to fight as hard as he could. He assumed that his utter disgust at Pete’s proposal would be enough to convince his partners to shut him down. He was wrong. He didn’t find out that Joan agreed on the condition of partnership until the night of her Jaguar meeting.

Joan is visibly shaken when she realizes that Pete was lying about the “unanimous” decision to push for the one night stand. Don is one of her oldest allies at the company and he thought the entire thing was terrible. Had she known before, she might have settled for running payroll and knowing that Pete would have to atone for his mistakes later. Now, because she was lied to, she has to defend herself even harder when she walks into her first partner’s only meeting at SCDP. There is no back pedaling. She slept with a client to get to the top.

I could go deeper with this. Megan Draper was treated like a piece of meat by the casting directors at a big callback and Don treated her like a piece of property when she explained what the job entailed. Peggy was treated like a child when she considered switching agencies by every person she dealt with, Don included. There’s a lot more to unpack and I’ll let the regular Mad Men recapers handle it.

The thing with Matt Weiner is that everything happens for a reason. Even if it’s forced by outside circumstances–Betty Francis (nee Draper) wouldn’t have gained all that weight if January Jones wasn’t pregnant, Weiner has a method to his madness.

From the start of the season, Don has been pushed further and further out of his comfort zone. He doesn’t understand everything his new wife Megan does. He’s not as sharp on the advertising trends as the irritating Ginsberg or even his protege Peggy. People are not listening to him as much in the office and the women he encounters outside the office have more power than ever.

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If Don is so disgusted, why does he abandon all the women of Mad Men this time?

Pushing away all the women he has cared for over the course of the series beyond his control is an interesting direction for this character. Don still views himself as a womanizer. Even after symbolically murdering one of his ex-mistresses in a fevered state, he still pursued Joan and other women. The difference is their response. They don’t need Don to feel good. Don needs them to feel worthwhile. With Joan, Peggy, Megan, Betty, and even his daughter Sally able to make choices on their own (for better or worse), what power does he have as a man anymore?

I predict we’ll see that fall out next week. This week was all about the women of SCDP making hard choices to get ahead. Peggy had the easiest time because no one was paying attention to her. Had Don found out she wanted to jump ship from SCDP, he would have stopped her before she could make one phone call. Megan only had to fight against Don and she has been winning the household arguments by any means necessary.

Joan had it the hardest. Her decision impacted her body and her psyche. She would have to commit an act of prostitution that lets her advance in the company. The difficulty is compounded when she assumes everyone in the office is willing to sell her to the highest bidder to pick up a contract. Don, the only character who could stop her, is absent again.

Megan’s the only one who gets to accuse Don of disappearing for his own benefit, but the speech could apply to the three female leads of Mad Men right now. Where is the man who routinely saved SCDP and why is he allowing the women he once protected to be put in harm’s way now?

So did Mad Men really go there? Yes. With great style comes great responsibility. The cross-cuts between Joan’s meeting with the Jaguar executive and Don’s pitch were heartbreaking. You realize that Joan actually went through with it and that she clearly didn’t need to. Don will pull through if the campaign is there and Joan will always be there to support him. He just didn’t need the assist this time.

What are your thoughts on “The Other Woman?” I really want to know how people responded to this. Sound off below.

The Only Thing You Need to Know About Last Night’s American Idol Finale

When I heard the spoiler that Jessica Sanchez, the now runner-up on Season 11 of American Idol, would be performing a duet of “And I’m Telling You” from Dreamgirls on the finale, I assumed that they would be busing in AI alumna Jennifer Hudson to sing. I was wrong. They brought in Jennifer Holliday.

Holliday created the role of Effie in Dreamgirls, carving out a spot in the history of entertainment. For 31 years, she has been invited to sing the music from that show all over the world. No one sings Effie’s songs like her.

I also can’t think of another performer who is willing to get this ugly to sell the desperation of that song.

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The spectacle was not limited to Jennifer Holliday doing what Jennifer Holliday has done for 31 years. This was the first time that I saw Jessica Sanchez actually drop her efforts to be perfect and come alive onstage. You can learn a lot from working with someone who is all about selling the song by any means necessary. I think Jessica did.

And apparently some white guy with a guitar won for the fifth time in a row or something. Who cares? Jennifer Holliday ate the mic onstage and tore the theater down.

Did I miss anything of importance here? Sound off below. Love to hear from you.

What Happened with Drag Race?

I love RuPaul’s Drag Race. I think it’s the smartest reality show since the first season of The Mole and far more entertaining than any of its contemporaries. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, old, or young (ok, maybe not appropriate for little children), if you want to see funny and talented people exhibiting their skills in pop culture relevant challenges, Drag Race will entertain you.

I love doing recaps of the show. I really do. It’s just a very time intensive process. If I finish a recap in under three hours, I worked surprisingly fast. That doesn’t even include watching Drag Race and UnTucked! the night before. I have to figure out my angle, write the narrative, grab the supporting images, edit them for size/content/humor, edit them again so they actually come up right on the website, and obsess over whether or not a guest or contestant will come here to attack me for writing about them in a way they don’t like.*

Thankfully, my recaps typically got positive responses. Willam even stopped by on occasion to throw out a quick joke or add some insight to the episode. I got a lot of traffic from the recaps, my images were shared on a bunch of message boards, and I felt good connecting with other fans.

I’ve mentioned it before and I’ll say it again. Sketchy Details is not the end all be all of my writing. My work is all over the place and even extends into music direction, composition, and arranging.

For the past five years, I have been music directing for one local high school. They were the first group since I moved out of NYC to give me a chance and they have been very good to me ever since. Unfortunately, their shows run the second or third week of March every year.

If you’ve never worked on a musical, you might not realize how much work goes into the production. Even if you have worked on a show, you might not realize how much work the music director is doing outside of the theater. The only way anything gets done is if the music director takes their work home with them and works through the night to finish arrangements and fix major problems.

Two weeks out from a short run show, you go into tech. That means long, draining rehearsals that stop and start over and over until you’re ready to commit yourself to the local asylum. Just when you think you might have five minutes to maybe do something with that huge folder of Drag Race screengrabs, the rehearsal picks up again and you have to focus on playing that one music cue for the twelfth time that hour.

What it comes down to is this. I’ve had the great fortune of picking up a lot of new writing jobs in the past few months. Some of them fell through, others are ghostwriting or editing gigs I don’t get credit for and can’t share with you. I also get to work in musical theater, a lifelong passion of mine, for actual pay. When choosing between the work that has to get done to keep the electricity running and the work that boosts my ego through positive reinforcement, I have to go with the cash jobs.

There was just not enough time to recap Drag Race each week and meet my standards. At best, I could have finished recaps a full week after the episode, which–in Internet time–is about five years later. I will be picking up with the recaps again next week when I should finally be caught up with all my back work.

*It happened with Drag U and the perpetrator’s filthy diatribe filled with hate speech is why I have comment moderation on. No one should have to deal with that kind of language, especially in the context of a show on Logo.

What You Missed: RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 4, Ep. 4

This week, the ten remaining queens were challenged to film an episode of a sitcom. It’s the scripted acting challenge and no stunts were pulled. It appears the producers are pleased with the level of drama in the contest already so no crazy “now switch scripts an hour before shooting” tricks are necessary (yet).

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Latrice Royale is turning the tables this week.

But first, the girls are teamed up for a photo challenge. They will be handcuffed together while they apply makeup to each other for their police mug shots. That’s right. It’s the “let’s give Latrice Royale as much screentime as possible” episode. Every time anything related to prison is mentioned, Latrice gets camera time. You don’t hear me complaining. I love Latrice.

It’s also the “let’s give Willam almost as much screentime” episode. That’s right. Since it’s the acting challenge, Willam gets to mention her resume again and again. The other queens talk about her talking about her work in TV and film. Even RuPaul talks about the queens talking about Willam talking about her work in TV and film. You know what? Good for her. If Shangela and Pandora Boxx can parlay their Drag Race appearances into acting jobs, why can’t a trained actor do the same thing? It’s no different than anyone else talking about their experience. Plus, Willam delivers.

Back to the challenge. The girls all seem to make this the “paint each other as busted as possible challenge.” No DUIs in this bunch. We have prostitutes, fighters, drug dealers, and even some grand larceny. It’s Willam’s inspired of bright blue makeup to suggest dye packs going off at a high stakes bank robbery that puts her team on top. Who says crime doesn’t pay?

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Willam and Madame LaQueer take their theft home with them.

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How to handle an overly needy actor.

Willam and Madame LaQueer are team leaders for the sitcom challenge. Teammates are randomly drawn from a hat before everyone is assigned a role. Willam gives the nation a lesson in comedy direction while Madame LaQueer miscasts everyone on her team except for Dida Ritz. These choices include Kenya Michaels playing a butch prison guard and Madame LaQueer having more than one sentence to say. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Madame LaQueer becomes convinced a British accent will give her the edge to win the challenge.

On set, Willam’s direction in the work room paid off as all the girls on her team do well. Latrice in particular channels her feelings over her stint in jail into a great sidekick performance. Madame LaQueer’s team struggles. The only one who comes across well on set is Dida Ritz, who does her best Bea Arthur chastising friend act.

It’s worth watching both completed episodes. They’re ninety seconds each and give you a clear idea of who understood the challenge.

The big takeaway from the sitcom challenge is not how well Willam, Latrice, Phi Phi O’Hara, or Chad Michaels do, but how poorly Sharon Needles takes criticism. I can tell she has some big defense mechanisms built up from the way she acts on set. Nothing is her fault directly. There’s a sense of separation between herself and her mistakes. It explains her blaming Phi Phi on the runway last week and her responses to everything that guest judge Max Mutchnick says to her throughout the episode. She needs to tone that down or she’s in trouble. Just take a page out of Fantasia’s book: shut up and smile no matter what they say to you.

Before we get to the runway, we hit our first big fight of the season. Sharon Needles decides she needs to let Phi Phi O’Hara know about her comments on the runway last week. Everything is fine until Phi Phi hears a single negative word said about her.

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Phi Phi loses inflection in the heat of the moment.

There’s another take away from the episode: Sharon may deflect criticism, but Phi Phi thinks she’s actually above it. There was no need for this to turn into a fight. All we got out of it was a fantastic insult not even delivered very well. Maybe Willam could coach Phi Phi on hitting the keywords in a good read.

On the runway, the girls are told to dress to impress. Willam, Latrice Royale, Sharon Needles, and Chad Michaels excel, while Madame Laqueer and Dida Ritz do not flatter themselves at all.

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Top and Bottom Looks

Willam’s team wins the challenge with Latrice named as the MVP. Madame Laqueer’s entire team has to stay on the runway for critiques. The line of the episode is a tie during this session.

Michele Visage, what’s wrong with Dida Ritz’ runway presentation?

If you’re going bare leg, lotion up, girl. Lotion up.

And Max Mutchnick, why has Sharon Needles become America’s sweetheart?

I don’t like the name, I don’t like the look, I don’t want to see a sitcom starring the little girl from The Ring.

I would pay to see a sitcom inspired by The Ring starring Sharon Needles. I guess we’ll have to settle for the video of her Human Centipede-inspired performance number. NSFW

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Milan does windows, too.

Ultimately, Madame LaQueer is outperformed in the Lip Sync for Your Life by Milan who Swiffers her way to victory. I’ll just pretend they sent Madame LaQueer home for her challenge performance because she did not do poorly on the lip sync at all.. Let’s just say I think the decision could have gone the other way without the puce dress or British accent.

The Latrice/Willam show continues on UnTucked! this week, as they lead a reading contest against Jiggly Caliente backstage. Everything is all fun and games until Sharon and Phi Phi wind up in the same room again.

Thoughts? Love to hear them.

What You Missed: RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 4, Ep. 3

This week on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the remaining contestants are challenged to record an infomercial for RuPaul’s album of greatest hits. They have to write it, costume it, stage it, and perform it in a small amount of time.

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RuPaul Gives Back

But first, RuPaul does a very nice thing for a fan. Piyah Martell was born with Caudal Regression Syndrome. It’s a congenital disorder where part of the lower spine doesn’t develop. In Piyah’s case, she doesn’t have developed legs at all. This has not stopped Piyah from pursuing her dreams to be an entertainer. RuPaul is nothing if not a kind-hearted and caring man. I mean, Drag Race exists to showcase the contestants and introduce a wider audience to the art of drag.

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Piyah is pleased with the winning design.

Piyah’s online fans are called Butterflies. In honor of their special guest, the queens are challenged to create a unique headpiece out of rhinestones, glitter and butterflies for Piyah to wear in an upcoming video. The winning team is Phi Phi O’Hara, Kenya Michaels, and Jiggly Caliente.

Since Jiggly didn’t actually get picked for a team, the prize goes to Phi Phi O’Hara and Kenya Michaels. They are the team leaders on the main challenge. The queens of season 4 have to sell RuPaul’s most recent albums. Each queen will be lip syncing to one song and writing a testimonial about how that song changed their life. The teams will also be working on scripts to introduce the infomercial, choreography, and the overall theme and look of the finished ad.

The overriding arc of the season seems to be set already. Phi Phi O’Hara really does not like Sharon Needles. She thinks Sharon is a one note queen who can only do horror. As such, when Sharon tries to add some creative ideas to Phi Phi’s vision, she is shut down and told to put on some white powder and act spooky. Keep that in mind for later.

There are quite a few standouts in the challenge. From Team Kenya, Chad Michaels as the announcer of Team Kenya. She once again is super polished and entertaining in an acting challenge. Kenya Michaels goes completely over the top again with her lip sync concept to “Get Your Rebel On” and it works. Willam excels at finding a personal link to RuPaul’s “Click Clack” and really pops in the finished ad.

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Standouts from Team Kenya

From Team Phi Phi, Sharon Needles gives Vampirella-inspired dry wit and proves that she can lip sync with the best in the contest. Phi Phi O’Hara goes for chola realness and makes RuPaul and Michelle Visage lose their composure on set. Latrice Royale takes it to the church and sells her lip sync like the main stage attraction at a gospel music festival.

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Standouts from Team Phi Phi

On the runway, the queens are told to dress in their best gold or platinum ensemble. Chad Michaels, Kenya Michaels, and Sharon Needles all wind up in the top for pulling it together in the commercial and on the runway. Madame LaQueer, Dita Ritz, and The Princess get dinged for either their commercial performance or runway look.

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The Top and Bottom Queens of Ep. 3

Ultimately, Sharon Needles wins for her spooky wit and severe runway ensemble while The Princess is sent home for not bringing enough personality to the runway or the challenges. That’s two weeks in a row that excellent runway styling wasn’t enough to save a contestant in the bottom 2.

All I want to know is when Willam is going to get her due. She’s kind of gliding through the contest right now without being recognized on the main stage and it’s confusing me. Her runway looks are always polished and I like the intentional androgyny. There’s something refreshing about an un-padded queen exposing her chest but still coming across as a beautiful woman.

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When does Willam get her due?

I can’t complain too much. Sharon Needles shut down Phi Phi O’Hara again. If they would just team up and cooperate, they would practically guarantee each other a spot in the finals.

I can’t complain about that, either. The fights this season are amazing. Watch UnTucked! to see everyone turn on everyone else this week. That doesn’t include Latrice Royale. She just sits back and laughs at them all.

Thoughts? Love to hear them.

What You Missed: RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 4, Ep. 2

This week on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the queens are challenged to wrestle in front of a live studio audience. The result is one of the best episodes in the history of the show. It really drew the line between the contestants who will thrive on Drag Race and the ones who will be weeded out quickly.

But first, RuPaul challenges the girls to carve out booty pads for their drag look in thirty minutes. The top three most bodacious bodies will win. The queens attack mountains of foam and packing peanuts to cobble together pads like drag MacGyvers.

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RuPaul's Drag Race Padding Challenge Victors

Phi Phi O’Hara, Willam, and Chad Michaels are the victors.

I’m sensing a trend with team challenges on this show. Every season, the queens are asked to do something ridiculous that can’t possibly end well for the honor of leading their teams. Last season, they had to pretend to be psychic in a blind prop guessing game and throw together a scandalous photo shoot in a few minutes to lead. The year before, binging on fried food was the ticket to directing a fake advertisement. It’s a silly decision that cuts the tension before teams are assigned and it works.

For the main challenge, Phi Phi, Willam, and Chad lead teams of four into battle for Wrestling’s Trashiest Fighters. The teams are split into pairs of faces–good guys–and heels–bad guys–for their ring debut. They are responsible for costuming their fighters, coming up with characters, writing the backstories to the fights, and working with professional wrestlers to choreograph their bouts.

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Madame LaQueer gives great heel.

Three of my queens to watch for (Latrice Royale, Willam, and Sharon Needles) all step up in a big way for the challenge. They’re all performers who are willing to throw themselves out there for the sake of entertainment while playing to their strengths in every circumstance. The others who thrive in the challenge are Madame LaQueer, Chad Michaels, and Kenya Michaels–no relation. They preen to the crowd, stay in character, and fight in a way that’s funny without feeling too fake.

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WTF! Wrestling action on RuPaul's Drag Race

Team Phi Phi O’Hara has the best story but are dragged down by the performance of Lashauwn Beyond. It’s a shame, too. The judges make it quite clear that Latrice Royale and Kenya Michaels would have won the challenge if they were on the winning team. Team Willam has a forgettable story but good in-ring banter. The crowd really responds to them. Team Chad Michaels wins the wresting challenge for combining great acting with great wrestling, even if their STI-inspired backstory is crude.

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Jiggly Calienete is paranoid.

For the runway, the girls are challenged to wear their girliest drag. The queens are all busy preparing when it becomes obvious that Jiggly Caliente is losing it. She’s paranoid that she’s going to be in the bottom two again because Princess didn’t perform in the ring. Seemingly everyone else tries to convince her to snap out of it, but she’s not having it. It’s a pity part for Jiggly and everyone’s invited to suffer.

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Chad Michaels and Madame LaQueer bond over family.

The other queens do not take the bait. Latrice Royale and Lashauwn Beyond bond over the makeup table while Milan and Chad Michaels connect instantly with Madame LaQueer’s lack of traditional family support. Maybe Dida Ritz wasn’t so out of line last week when she tried to pull the girls together. Even with all the fighting in UnTucked!, the contestants really are forming fast bonds through their shared love of drag.

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The Top and Bottom Queens

Chad Michaels and Madame LaQueer are named the co-champions of World’s Trashiest Fighters for their over the top and instantly hateable heels. Princess and Lashauwn Beyond are forced to lipsync for their lives for underwhelming in the ring and on the runway. Ultimately, Lashauwn goes home for not having the confidence to stand up and declare herself a worthwhile competitor.

The judges absolutely made the right choices given the rules of the challenge. The winners had to be selected from the winning team and Chad Michaels and Madame LaQueer made that fight work. Lashauwn Beyond was holding herself back so much that RuPaul didn’t even let her win last week with the judges’ favorite outfit in a runway-based challenge.

But most important of all, we learned that Sharon Needles can do traditional drag.

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Sharon Needles can do pretty, too.

Now I’m convinced the only thing that can stop her from winning is herself. That or outright sabotage.

Thoughts? Love to hear them.

What You Missed: RuPaul’s Drag Race, Season 4, Ep. 1

So was the season premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race as good for you as it was for me? For anyone confused about the post-apocalyptic/horror angle, Logo is launching a new series of Thursday night programming called Fearce. They’re playing a horror film every Thursday and they used RuPaul’s hit reality show to promote it.

This season, thirteen drag queens will be competing for a bevy of prizes. These include a lifetime supply of NYX cosmetics, the headlining slot on Logo’s Drag Race Tour, and $100,000.

The first thing you missed was the introduction of my favorite contestant this season, Sharon Needles. She is a horror drag queen from Pittsburgh who describes her persona as “beautiful, spooky, and stupid.” The other contestants read her the entire episode because they do not understand her horror style and think she’s completely out of her league.

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Sharon Needles: Horror Queen Extroardinaire

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The return of Shangela

Taking inspiration from the judges last season, RuPaul brings back Shangela to mess with the contestants. She gets to pop out of a box again and everything. The destruction of Shangela becomes a running gag and it works.

The theme of the week is the RuPocalypse. First, the girls do a photoshoot with Mark Mike Ruiz in a toxic wasteland. The Pit Crew spray them down with neon paint as they pose on a rotating platform.

Since so few girls keep their balance, I’ll pay tribute to the three with the most spectacular falls. Latrice Royale should have won the challenge for making a big fall off the platform work to her advantage as she kept posing while laying on the floor. Willam spends a good ten seconds falling before catching herself at the last moment and staying on her feet. Jiggly Caliente wins the photoshoot even though she falls off fast and struggles to get back up by herself.

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Latrice Royale, Willam, and Jiggly Caliente come tumbling down.

Coincidentally, these three are my other queens to watch this season. I’m convinced that Latrice, Jiggly, Willam, or Sharon will win Season 4. They’re experienced, they have well-developed personas, and they aren’t afraid to fight for their spot on the show.

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Shangela can't catch a break this season

The main challenge is started in an eerie sepia wasteland. The queens are challenged to steal the clothes off of zombies’ backs to make a post apocalyptic couture design for the runway. Poor Shangela, dumped out the back door by RuPaul, doesn’t even have a chance of surviving the attack from zombified past contestants like Shannel, Pandora Boxx, and Akasha.

On the runway, the contestants all managed to pull together post apocalyptic outfits. Whether or not they were good is another matter all together. Sharon Needles wins the competition with a zombie look, complete with a mouth full of blood dripping out on the runway. Phi Phi O’Hara presents a metallic vision of Mad Max proportions that should have landed her in the top 3. The Princess is in the Top 3 because Mark Ruiz loved her Waterworld vision. So did I.

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The top looks of the RuPocalypse: Sharon Needles, Phi Phi O'Hara, The Princess

On the flip side, Kenya Michaels doesn’t actually do a post apocalyptic look. Jiggly Caliente looks like a wannabe Harajuku girl at a bad fan convention. Alisa Summers is sent home for…whatever that’s supposed to be.

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The worst looks of the RuPocalypse: Kenya Michaels, Jiggly Caliente, Alisa Summers

I can’t disagree with the elimination, either. I didn’t even know there was a contestant named Alisa until she landed in the bottom 3.

The best line of the episode goes to Michelle Visage for critiquing Madame LaQueer’s cannibalistic runway, “The entree of the evening: Filet of Sole.” Brilliant.

I think the season is off to a great start. Even the non-sewing queens came up with outfits that looked like they tried to pull something together. The queens are already fighting in Untucked and the competition is on.

Thoughts? Love to hear them.

Recap: Season 2, Episode 1: Face Off

Season 2 of SyFy’s excellent effects makeup reality series Face Off is here. Much like the climb in quality on shows like Project Runway and Top Chef, Face Off has grown tremendously from its first season with little alteration to the formula. The key to a talent-based reality show is high quality talent.

The worst artist on Face Off Season 2 would have made it further than most of the talent pool in the first season. Why? They know what to expect with the time constraints, they have more experience in the industry, and they know what the judges prioritize. A few of the contestants seem to have been headhunted to represent this or that field (a pair of well-known body painters only just transition to prosethics, especially) for diversity, but even they have skills in their specialty.

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The Face Off Season 2 contestants get their first challenge.

Fourteen makeup artists arrive at the Universal Studios backlot for their first Foundation Challenge. These challenges give the winning artist an advantage in the Spotlight Challenge that determines who is eliminated from the competition. This week, the artists have two and a half hours to design a full body character using at least one element from three different trailers. These trailers have specialty makeup, props, and costuming.

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Brea's Foundation Challenge

There only seems to be one person struggling and that’s Brea. She grabs some heavy denim pants and jackets to rip the zippers from for her makeup design. Unfortunately, the zippers are too heavy to be blended properly and she winds up with a messy skin-exposing design that lands her in the bottom.
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Jerry's Foundation Challenge

More successful is Jerry, who creates a fantasy elf priestess character in shades of purple and white. He even built a prop and tailored the ready-made costume to fit the character. Judge Ve Neill sees him as the obvious choice for the first foundation winner and he earns immunity for the Spotlight Challenge.

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Athena's Foundation Challenge

My favorite makeup design here is Athena’s human/leopard hybrid. She uses a very basic prosthetic, some torn up pants, a killer wig, and a flawless body paint design to bring her character to life. Unfortunately for her, this is a Hollywood makeup competition, not a body-painting competition. That means the judges criticize her for visual brushstrokes (a texture effect in body painting) that won’t read realistic on film.

The next day, the contestants are brought to Grauman’s Chinese Theater to receive their Spotlight Challenge. They will be divided along gender lines to re-imagine the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman, the Cowardly Lion, and the Wicked Witch of the West from L. Frank Baum’s novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. The teams will be judged on the cohesiveness of their designs as well as originality and execution. That means even if the best makeup job is on the losing team, those artists will not win the Spotlight Challenge. It’s all or nothing as it should be this early in a reality show.

The woman gel together immediately with good direction and a unified concept. They will do the characters in a “tribal post-apocalyptic,” which makes sense as soon as you see the finished makeup. They split up the work in a logical way and are already sculpting their prosthetics while the men fight over a concept.

The men are a terrible team. They decide to design by committee, which never works. They get so far behind the women’s team that judge Glen Hetrick shows up to critique the workroom progress before they even know who is doing what with the makeup.

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Beki's Latex Cape

Beki demonstrates a technique I had never seen before for costume design. She wants her Wicked Witch of the West to have a very thin black cape. So, she paints a thin layer of latex right onto the floor and peels it off as soon as it dries. Instant durable super-thin fabric.

On the day of judging, the men have to cut corners on every step of their designs while the women stick to their original plans and finish all of the fussy last-minute details.

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The Women's Team

The Scarecrow from the women’s team is disturbing in the best way possible. The face is a rotting pumpkin with steel holding its working eye together. The crows that tormented the Scarecrow have been absorbed into his body.

The Tin Woodsman is a busted steampunk vision of brutality. It just looks fake. At least the concept of having to harvest human hearts for power is a good one.

The Cowardly Lion features great hair and tribal body painting, but there is no cohesion between the face and the body. You can tell Sue, the sculptor of the facial appliance, spent all of her time on her prosthetic, leaving Athena to do everything else. Athena also seems to have done all the body painting for the other designs, as the tribal patterns on their Tin Woodsman and Wicked Witch of the West are identical.

The Wicked Witch of the West is ready to go on film after three days of work. She has these metallic elements melting into her body, including a crown and necklace. The light up broom/gazing ball and metallic finger armor sell the concept.

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Men's Team

The men’s Scarecrow really does look like a Halloween mask. To be specific, it’s practically a Pumpkinhead mask with some extra pulp in the front.

The Tin Woodsman makes no sense. Nix, the other body painter, didn’t even shave the hair off his model’s arms before painting him metallic. The chest piece looks like a baseball catcher’s pads were painted a solid flesh color.

The Cowardly Lion on the men’s team is the best makeup of the challenge. They have imagined the poor beast as a starving creature in Oz. She’s too cowardly to fight for her meals, so bones are close to ripping through the skin. She’s turned gray from sickness. It’s a haunting character I won’t soon forget.

The Wicked Witch of the west is terribly old-fashioned. The paint job is blocky. Ve Neill says it looks like he did it with makeup pencils, which is a perfect description. Imagine using a stick of lip liner or eye liner around your mouth and in your wrinkles. Do you think that looks good and realistic?

The women win the challenge and the judges award Brea for doing the facial prosthetics on the Wicked Witch of the West. Greg goes home on the men’s team for doing the catcher’s pads he called a chest appliance on the Tin Woodsman. I agree with all the judges decisions this episode except for the criticism of Athena’s bodypainting in the Foundation Challenge. The right people won and lost and Face Off seems to be on the brink of breaking in mainstream entertainment culture.

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